Hey, wait just a darn cotten picken minute; just when did you start inventing things? I bet I've got prior art on that you young wipper snapper!
As for working harder, you can have that one. Oh wait, nope, my parents generation has the prior art on that! They worked harder while I work smarter by creating new things thus improving efficiency!
Got these patents covered going back hundreds of years before the good old US of A or Canada for that matter even existed!
I'll be taking the patent "tax" cut on all those inventions young buck, we've been on the cutting edge for a long time!