Cuppa 'Joe' Black - Slashdot User

Comment: Re:Obama Policies Will Bankrupt USA Tsarkon Report (Score -1, Offtopic) 649

by Cuppa 'Joe' Black on Thursday April 02 2009, @08:20AM (#27428499) Attached to: Obamas Give Queen Elizabeth an iPod

-1 Retardant

Comment: Re:OK, dumb question after reading the article (Score 1) 747

by Cuppa 'Joe' Black on Monday March 23 2009, @08:23PM (#27306107) Attached to: Richard Stallman Warns About Non-Free Web Apps

Well done, sir. You are the antidote to all the vegetarian hatred the seems so prevalent on internet forums.

Comment: Licensing FAT? (Score 1) 261

by Cuppa 'Joe' Black on Friday March 13 2009, @09:12AM (#27179647) Attached to: TomTom Can License FAT Without Violating the GPL

But that was my cure for obesity!

Comment: Well ... (Score 1) 206

by Cuppa 'Joe' Black on Thursday March 12 2009, @11:02AM (#27167113) Attached to: DHS To Use Body Odor As a Lie Detector

Well this doesn't pass the sniff test ... Oh wait ...

Comment: Re:Climate Change? No. (Score 1) 397

by Cuppa 'Joe' Black on Saturday February 28 2009, @09:07PM (#27026351) Attached to: Is Climate Change Affecting Bushfires?

Never go full retard, man.

Comment: Re:Oh, that's all right then (Score 2, Funny) 409

by Cuppa 'Joe' Black on Wednesday February 18 2009, @05:29AM (#26899923) Attached to: Facebook Scrambles To Contain ToS Fallout

Cool. I've never even considered using facebook, so I'm protesting facebook and I didn't even know it. In your face, facebook!

Comment: Reality (Score 2, Insightful) 690

by Cuppa 'Joe' Black on Sunday February 15 2009, @08:35PM (#26867117) Attached to: Do We Need a New Internet?

Hell, we need a new reality because the one we got is full of war, famine, crime, misery and all manner of grief.

Comment: Re:Like the Copyright Black Hole? (Score 1) 398

by Cuppa 'Joe' Black on Tuesday January 27 2009, @07:39AM (#26620255) Attached to: We're In Danger of Losing Our Memories

... are being lost to time permanently.

Time is an illusion. So is permanence.

Comment: Re:Exactly (Score 1) 1654

by Cuppa 'Joe' Black on Thursday January 15 2009, @07:32PM (#26476025) Attached to: Woman Claims Ubuntu Kept Her From Online Classes

"They're sort of like one of those custom Access programs written by a non-programmer that slowly grow and mutate."

Hey, I've got one of those that I set up for the bookstore where I work. Over time it has grown, I admit, but mutate? I think you are being ... Holy ...! What the HELL IS THAT THING? I ... MY GOD ...!

(Fade to black as blood curdling screams fill the air.)

Comment: Re:Bullshit - All Terrorists have Noses (Score 1) 369

by Cuppa 'Joe' Black on Friday January 02 2009, @07:54AM (#26298585) Attached to: Security Checkpoints Predict What You Will Do

Well, except for Anwar "No Nose" Al Hakam. But the face recognition scan should snag him.