This give me flashbacks to what the "average user" produced back in the day, armed and dangerous with FrontPage.

Please, for the sake of my retinas, I hope that something better comes out of this.

Fed the troll. Check. Now for the chickens.

Speaking of infrastructure, why doesn't the government protect the tube and DLR from those evil nasty snowflakes. Seriously. 3cm of snow, and all of London grinds to a halt.

I still don't know how an underground can be affected by snow on the surface.

Forget Al quaeda with a nuke, how about a few giant snow machines?!?

Sounds like the Twits and Facepalmers have a Web 2.0 version of Amway to me. Friends selling to friends (about to be former friends).

Would be great for people with a fear of flying to watch I'm sure!

Obviously someone drives to the mailbox.

And don't pet my Mog.

Easy one. Buy two cakes. qed

The bird flu the coop a long time ago.

That and the windy city blows.

Don't insult people.

Well, at least this will be new tool to get messages through the thick skulls of certain managerial PHB's.

Now we'll get David Cameron begging for donations to the government.

Israel was not established and ratified as a purchased country. It was held by the brits from the second world war, and when the British Mandate was about to expire, they declared independence. It was ratified as a country by the UN, which is quite distinct from the international law doctrine of natural ratification through the declaration of war upon another sovereign.

Even though I'm probably feeding the worst kind of troll, I thought I would correct it before more misinformation was spread.

Don't forget the "in case of emergency" glass case equipped with a suicide pill.