"You want me to show you what I do in a day? Here is a powerpoint."
"Here you can see a pretty graph"
"Here you can see me making a joke"..... ha ha ha ha
"Here's me collaborating with the team"
"Here I'm drinking coffee."
"I came here to kick ass and drink coffee. And now I've finished my coffee"
"Here you can see me showing a powerpoint presentation of what I do in a day."