Non-american speaking:

Somehow, the fact you have to refer to a previous president through the use of "Dubya" either says a lot about yourself, or the state of American politics.

Or both.

Just wait 'till you meet this guy on your commute home: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxZxjgKcsPE

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or 011101110110100001101111011011110111001101101000, depending on how you take your coffee. Mine's with milk.

That's a horrible show to have on TV while getting dirty...

When's the last time you shaved in the living room? Fancy getting tiny hairs _all_ over the place?

Lemme guess, the joke sounded a lot better in your head?

And apparently apparently, you're understanding of it English langage is approximately at breast.

Also known as EUR 542 or USD 654.

So you mean that if I got a thousand monkeys watching the output of /dev/random, after a few hundred years they'd go "Woah! The Linux 2.6 kernel source code!"?

I'm fairly sure that a simple web-page or telnet reply saying "This is HarrySquatter (1698416), tukang (1209392) please come in for /. story 1328237" would've been sufficient.