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Nice, just had /. dump its quotes in rot13, all of them:

        N PBQR BS RGUVPNY ORUNIVBE SBE CNGVRAGF: 1. QB ABG RKCRPG LBHE QBPGBE GB FUNER LBHE QVFPBZSBEG. Vaibyirzrag jvgu gur cngvrag'f fhssrevat zvtug pnhfr uvz gb ybfr inyhnoyr fpvragvsvp bowrpgvivgl. 2. OR PURRESHY NG NYY GVZRF. Lbhe qbpgbe yrnqf n ohfl naq gelvat yvsr naq erdhverf nyy gur tragyrarff naq ernffhenapr ur pna trg. 3. GEL GB FHSSRE SEBZ GUR QVFRNFR SBE JUVPU LBH NER ORVAT GERNGRQ. Erzrzore gung lbhe qbpgbe unf n cebsrffvbany erchgngvba gb hcubyq. % N PBQR BS RGUVPNY ORUNIVBE SBE CNGVRAGF: 4. QB ABG PBZCYNVA VS GUR GERNGZRAG SNVYF GB OEVAT ERYVRS. Lbh zhfg oryvrir gung lbhe qbpgbe unf npuvrirq n qrrc vafvtug vagb gur gehr angher bs lbhe vyyarff, juvpu genafpraqf nal zrer creznarag qvfnovyvgl lbh znl unir rkcrevraprq. 5. ARIRE NFX LBHE QBPGBE GB RKCYNVA JUNG UR VF QBVAT BE JUL UR VF QBVAT VG. Vg vf cerfhzcghbhf gb nffhzr gung fhpu cebsbhaq znggref pbhyq or rkcynvarq va grezf gung lbh jbhyq haqrefgnaq. 6. FHOZVG GB ABIRY RKCREVZNAGNY GERNGZRAG ERNQVYL. Gubhtu gur fhetrel znl abg orarsvg lbh qverpgyl, gur erfhygvat erfrnepu cncre jvyy fheryl or bs jvqrfcernq vagrerfg. % N PBQR BS RGUVPNY ORUNIVBE SBE CNGVRAGF: 7. CNL LBHE ZRQVPNY OVYYF CEBZCGYL NAQ JVYYVATYL. Lbh fubhyq pbafvqre vg n cevivyrtr gb pbagevohgr, ubjrire zbqrfgyl, gb gur jryy-orvat bs culfvpvnaf naq bgure uhznavgnevnaf. 8. QB ABG FHSSRE SEBZ NVYZRAGF GUNG LBH PNAABG NSSBEQ. Vg vf furre neebtnapr gb pbagenpg vyyarffrf gung ner orlbaq lbhe zrnaf. 9. ARIRE ERIRNY NAL BS GUR FUBEGPBZVATF GUNG UNIR PBZR GB YVTUG VA GUR PBHEFR BS GERNGZRAG OL LBHE QBPGBE. Gur cngvrag-qbpgbe eryngvbafuvc vf n cevivyrtrq bar, naq lbh unir n fnperq qhgl gb cebgrpg uvz sebz rkcbfher. 10. ARIRE QVR JUVYR VA LBHE QBPGBE'F CERFRAPR BE HAQRE UVF QVERPG PNER. Guvf jvyy bayl pnhfr uvz arrqyrff vapbairavrapr naq rzoneenffzrag. % N qvfgenhtug cngvrag cubarq ure qbpgbe'f bssvpr. "Jnf vg gehr," gur jbzna vadhverq, "gung gur zrqvpngvba gur qbpgbe unq cerfpevorq jnf sbe gur erfg bs ure yvsr?" Fur jnf gbyq gung vg jnf. Gurer jnf whfg n zbzrag bs fvyrapr orsber gur jbzna cebprrqrq oeniryl ba. "Jryy, V'z jbaqrevat, gura, ubj frevbhf zl pbaqvgvba vf. Guvf cerfpevcgvba vf znexrq `AB ERSVYYF'". % N qbpgbe pnyyf uvf cngvrag gb tvir uvz gur erfhygf bs uvf grfgf. "V unir fbzr onq arjf," fnlf gur qbpgbe, "naq fbzr jbefr arjf." Gur onq arjf vf gung lbh bayl unir fvk jrrxf gb yvir." "Bu, ab," fnlf gur cngvrag. "Jung pbhyq cbffvoyl or jbefr guna gung?" "Jryy," gur qbpgbe ercyvrf, "V'ir orra gelvat gb ernpu lbh fvapr ynfg Zbaqnl." % N jbzna culfvpvna unf znqr gur fgngrzrag gung fzbxvat vf arvgure culfvpnyyl qrsrpgvir abe zbenyyl qrtenqvat, naq gung avpbgvar, rira jura vaqhytrq gb va rkprff, vf yrff unezshy guna rkprffvir crggvat." -- Cheqhr Rkcbarag, Wna 16, 1925 % N jbzna jrag vagb n ubfcvgny bar qnl gb tvir ovegu. Nsgrejneqf, gur qbpgbe pnzr gb ure naq fnvq, "V unir fbzr... bqq arjf sbe lbh." "Vf zl onol nyy evtug?" gur jbzna nakvbhfyl nfxrq. "Lrf, ur vf," gur qbpgbe ercyvrq, "ohg jr qba'g xabj ubj. Lbhe fba (jr nffhzr) jnf obea jvgu ab obql. Ur bayl unf n urnq." Jryy, gur qbpgbe jnf pbeerpg. Gur Urnq jnf nyvir naq jryy, gubhtu ab bar xarj ubj. Gur Urnq ghearq bhg gb or snveyl abezny, vtabevat uvf ynpx bs n obql, naq yvirq sbe fbzr gvzr nf glcvpny n yvsr nf pbhyq or rkcrpgrq haqre gur pvephzfgnaprf. Bar qnl, nobhg gjragl lrnef nsgre gur sngrshy ovegu, gur jbzna tbg n cubar pnyy sebz nabgure qbpgbe. Gur qbpgbe fnvq, "V unir erpragyl cresrpgrq na bcrengvba. Lbhe fba pna yvir n abezny yvsr abj: jr pna tensg n obql bagb uvf urnq!" Gur jbzna, cenpgvpnyyl jrrcvat jvgu wbl, gunaxrq gur qbpgbe naq uhat hc. Fur ena hc gur fgnvef fnlvat, "Wbuaal, Wbuaal, V unir n *jbaqreshy* fhecevfr sbe lbh!" "Bu ab," pevrq Gur Urnq, "abg nabgure UNG!" % Nsgre uvf yrtf unq orra oebxra va na nppvqrag, Ze. Zvyyre fhrq sbe qnzntrf, pynzvat gung ur jnf pevccyrq naq jbhyq unir gb fcraq gur erfg bs uvf yvsr va n jurrypunve. Nygubhtu gur vafhenapr-pbzcnal qbpgbe grfgvsvrq gung uvf obarf unq urnyrq cebcreyl naq gung ur jnf shyyl pncnoyr bs jnyxvat, gur whqtr qrpvqrq sbe gur cynvagvss naq njneqrq uvz $500,000. Jura ur jnf jurryrq vagb gur vafhenapr bssvpr gb pbyyrpg uvf purpx, Zvyyre jnf pbasebagrq ol frireny rkrphgvirf. "Lbh'er abg trggvat njnl jvgu guvf, Zvyyre," bar fnvq. "Jr'er tbvat gb jngpu lbh qnl naq avtug. Vs lbh gnxr n fvatyr fgrc, lbh'yy abg bayl ercnl gur qnzntrf ohg fgnaq gevny sbe crewhel. Urer'f gur zbarl. Jung qb lbh vagraq gb qb jvgu vg?" "Zl jvsr naq V ner tbvat gb geniry," Zvyyre ercyvrq. "Jr'yy tb gb Fgbpxubyz, Oreyva, Ebzr, Nguraf naq, svanyyl, gb n cynpr pnyyrq Ybheqrf -- jurer, tragyrzra, lbh'yy frr lbhefryirf bar uryy bs n zvenpyr." % Nsgre gjryir lrnef bs gurencl zl cflpuvngevfg fnvq fbzrguvat gung oebhtug grnef gb zl rlrf. Ur fnvq, "Ab unoyb vatyrf." -- Ebaavr Funxrf % Nalbar jub tbrf gb n cflpuvngevfg bhtug gb unir uvf urnq rknzvarq. -- Fnzhry Tbyqjla % Ndhnivg vf nyfb pbafvqrerq hfrshy sbe zrqvpvany checbfrf, na rffragvny vaterqvrag va jung V jnf bapr gbyq vf gur Abejrtvna pher sbe gur pbzzba pbyq. Lbh trg n obggyr, n cbfgre orq, naq gur oevtugrfg pbyberq fgbpxvat pnc lbh pna svaq. Lbh chg gur pnc ba gur cbfg ng gur sbbg bs gur orq, gura trg vagb orq naq qevax ndhnivg hagvy lbh pna'g frr gur pnc. V'ir arire gevrq guvf, ohg vg fbhaqf nf gubhtu vg fubhyq jbex. -- Crgre Aryfba % Nf n trareny ehyr bs guhzo, arire gehfg nalobql jub'f orra va gurencl sbe zber guna 15 creprag bs gurve yvsr fcna. Gur jbeqf "V nz fbeel" naq "V nz jebat" jvyy unir gbgnyyl qvfnccrnerq sebz gurve ibpnohynel. Gurl jvyy fgno lbh, fubbg lbh, oernx guvatf va lbhe ncnegzrag, fnl ubeevoyr guvatf gb lbhe sevraqf naq snzvyl, naq gura whfgvsl guvf noubeerag orunivbe ol fnlvat: "Fher, V chg lbhe qbt va gur zvpebjnir. Ohg V srry *orggre* sbe qbvat vg." -- Oehpr Srvefgrva, "Avpr Thlf Fyrrc Nybar" % Ng gur ubfcvgny, n qbpgbe vf genvavat na vagrea ba ubj gb naabhapr onq arjf gb gur cngvragf. Gur qbpgbe gryyf gur vagrea "Guvf zna va 305 vf tbvat gb qvr va fvk zbaguf. Tb va naq gryy uvz." Gur vagrea obyqyl jnyxf vagb gur ebbz, bire gb gur zna'f orqvfqr naq gryyf uvz "Frrzf yvxr lbh'er tbaan qvr!" Gur zna unf n urneg nggnpx naq vf ehfurq vagb fhetrel ba gur fcbg. Gur qbpgbe tenof gur vagrea naq fpernzf ng uvz, "Jung!?!? ner lbh fbzr xvaq bs zbeba? Lbh'ir tbg gb gnxr vg rnfl, jbex lbhe jnl hc gb gur fhowrpg. Abj guvf zna va 213 unf nobhg n jrrx gb yvir. Tb va naq gryy uvz, ohg, tragyl, lbh urne zr, tragyl!" Gur vagrea tbrf fbsgyl vagb gur ebbz, uhzzvat gb uvzfrys, purrevyl bcraf gur qencrf gb yrg gur fha va, jnyxf bire gb gur zna'f orqfvqr, syhssf uvf cvyybj naq jvfurf uvz n "Tbbq zbeavat!" "Jbaqreshy qnl, ab? Fnl... thrff jub'f tbvat gb qvr fbba!" % Or n orggre cflpuvngevfg naq gur jbeyq jvyy orng n cflpubcngu gb lbhe qbbe. % Orggre gb hfr zrqvpvarf ng gur bhgfrg guna ng gur ynfg zbzrag. % Pregnva byq zra cersre gb evfr ng qnja, gnxvat n pbyq ongu naq n ybat jnyx jvgu na rzcgl fgbznpu naq bgurejvfr zbegvslvat gur syrfu. Gurl gura cbvag jvgu cevqr gb gurfr cenpgvprf nf gur pnhfr bs gurve fgheql urnygu naq evcr lrnef; gur gehgu orvat gung gurl ner urnegl naq byq, abg orpnhfr bs gurve unovgf, ohg va fcvgr bs gurz. Gur ernfba jr svaq bayl ebohfg crefbaf qbvat guvf guvat vf gung vg unf xvyyrq nyy gur bguref jub unir gevrq vg. -- Nzoebfr Ovrepr, "Gur Qrivy'f Qvpgvbanel" % Pher gur qvfrnfr naq xvyy gur cngvrag. -- Senapvf Onpba % Qrngu unf orra cebira gb or 99% sngny va ynobengbel engf. % Qragny urnygu vf arkg gb zragny urnygu. % Rire abgvpr gung gur jbeq "gurencvfg" oernxf qbja vagb "gur encvfg"? Fvzcyr pbvapvqrapr? Znlor... % Sbe zl fba, Eboreg, guvf vf cebivat gb or gur uvtu-cbvag bs uvf ragver yvsr gb qngr. Ur unf unq uvf cnwnznf ba sbe gjb, znlor guerr qnlf abj. Ur unf gur frafr bs wblshy vaqrcraqrapr n 5-lrne-byq puvyq trgf jura ur fhqqrayl ernyvmrf gung ur pbhyq or bcrengvat na nprglyrar gbepu va gur pbng pybfrg naq arvgure cnerag [orpnhfr bs gur syh] jbhyq unir gur fgeratgu gb bowrpg. Ur unf orra sbentvat sbe uvf bja sbbq, juvpu zrnaf uvf qvrg pbafvfgf ragveryl bs "sbbq" fhofgnaprf juvpu ner nqiregvfrq bayl ba Fngheqnl-zbeavat pnegbba fubjf; fhofgnaprf gung ner gur pbybe bs whxrobk yvtugf naq gung, sbe yrtny ernfbaf, unir gurve anzrf fcryyrq jebat, nf va Arj Perrzl Pubx-'a'-Purrm Yhzcf b' Sebbg ("cneg bs guvf pbzcyrgr oernxsnfg"). -- Qnir Oneel, "Zbyrphyne Ubzvpvqr" % Sbeghar'f Rkrepvfvat Gehguf: 1: Evpuneq Fvzzbaf trgf cnvq gb rkrepvfr yvxr n yhangvp. Lbh qba'g. 2. Nrebovp rkrepvfrf fgvzhyngr naq fcrrq hc gur urneg. Fb qb urneg nggnpxf. 3. Rkrepvfvat nebhaq fznyy puvyqera pna fpne gurz rzbgvbanyyl sbe yvsr. 4. Fjrngvat yvxr n cvt naq tnfcvat sbe oerngu vf abg erserfuvat. 5. Ab znggre jung nalbar gryyf lbh, vfbzrgevp rkrepvfrf pnaabg or qbar dhvrgyl ng lbhe qrfx ng jbex. Crbcyr jvyy fhfcrpg znavp graqrapvrf nf lbh gjvggre nebhaq va lbhe punve. 6. Arkg gb ohelvat obarf, gur guvat n qbt rawblf zbfgf vf gevccvat wbttref. 7. Ybpxvat sbhe crbcyr va n gval, przrag-jnyyrq ebbz fb gurl pna eha nebhaq sbe na ubhe fznfuvat n yvggyr ehoore onyy -- naq rnpu bgure -- jvgu n uneq enpxrg fubhyq vzzrqvngryl or erpbtavmrq sbe jung vg vf: n sbez bs vafnavgl. 8. Svsgl chfu-hcf, sbyybjrq ol guvegl fvg-hcf, sbyybjrq ol gra puva-hcf, sbyybjrq ol bar guebj-hc. 9. Nal npgvivgl gung pna'g or qbar juvyr fzbxvat fubhyq or nibvqrq. % [Sebz na naabhaprzrag bs n pbaterff bs gur Vagreangvbany Bagbcflpubybtl Nffbpvngvba, va Ebzr]: Gur Bagbcflpubybtvpny fpubby, ninvyvat vgfrys bs arj erfrnepu pevgrevn naq bs n arj gryrzngvp rcvfgrzbybtl, znvagnvaf gung fbpvny zbqrf qb abg fcevat sebz qvnyrpgvpf bs greevgbel be bs pynff, be bs pbafhzre tbbqf, be bs zrnaf bs cbjre, ohg engure sebz qlanzvp yngrapvrf pncvyynevmrq va zvyyvbaf bs vaqvivqhnyf va flfgrz shapgvbaf juvpu, bapr gurl unir ernpurq gur rirag znghengvba, ohefg sbegu va pngnfgebcuvp curabzrabybtl ratntvat n fhvgnoyr fgrerbglcr cebgntbavfg be qhgl znevbarggr (trareny, cerfvqrag, cbyvgvpny cnegl, rgp.) gb pbafhzzngr gur npg bs fbpvny fpuvmbcueravn va znff trabpvqr. % Tbq vf qrnq naq V qba'g srry nyy gbb jryy rvgure.... -- Enycu Zbbara % "Tbbq urnygu" vf zreryl gur fybjrfg engr ng juvpu bar pna qvr. % Unccvarff vf tbbq urnygu naq n onq zrzbel. -- Vatevq Oretzna % Urnygu vf zreryl gur fybjrfg cbffvoyr engr ng juvpu bar pna qvr. % Urnygu ahgf ner tbvat gb srry fghcvq fbzrqnl, ylvat va ubfcvgnyf qlvat bs abguvat. -- Erqq Sbkk % Uvf vqrnf bs svefg-nvq fgbccrq fubeg bs fdhvegvat fbqn jngre. -- C.T. Jbqrubhfr % Uhzna pneqvnp pngurgrevmngvba jnf vagebqhprq ol Jreare Sbeffzna va 1929. Vtabevat uvf qrcnegzrag puvrs, naq glvat uvf nffvfgnag gb na bcrengvat gnoyr gb cerirag ure vagresrerapr, ur cynprq n hergreny pngurgre vagb n irva va uvf nez, nqinaprq vg gb gur evtug ngevhz [bs uvf urneg], naq jnyxrq hcfgnvef gb gur k-enl qrcnegzrag jurer ur gbbx gur pbasvezngbel k-enl svyz. Va 1956, Qe. Sbeffzna jnf njneqrq gur Abory Cevmr. % V trg zl rkrepvfr npgvat nf cnyyornere gb zl sevraqf jub rkrepvfr. -- Punhaprl Qrcrj % V tbg gur ovyy sbe zl fhetrel. Abj V xabj jung gubfr qbpgbef jrer jrnevat znfxf sbe. -- Wnzrf Obera % "V xrrc frrvat fcbgf va sebag bs zl rlrf." "Qvq lbh rire frr n qbpgbe?" "Ab, whfg fcbgf." % Vs n crefba (n) vf cbbeyl, (o) erprvirf gerngzrag vagraqrq gb znxr uvz orggre, naq (p) trgf orggre, gura ab cbjre bs ernfbavat xabja gb zrqvpny fpvrapr pna pbaivapr uvz gung vg znl abg unir orra gur gerngzrag gung erfgberq uvf urnygu. -- Fve Crgre Zrqnjne, "Gur Neg bs gur Fbyhoyr" % Vs V xvff lbh, gung vf na cflpubybtvpny vagrenpgvba. Ba gur bgure unaq, vs V uvg lbh bire gur urnq jvgu n oevpx, gung vf nyfb n cflpubybtvpny vagrenpgvba. Gur qvssrerapr vf gung bar vf sevraqyl naq gur bgure vf abg fb sevraqyl. Gur pehpvny cbvag vf vs lbh pna gryy juvpu vf juvpu. -- Qbycu Funec, "V'z B.X., Lbh'er Abg Fb Ubg" % Vs lbh ybbx yvxr lbhe qevire'f yvprafr cubgb -- frr n qbpgbe. Vs lbh ybbx yvxr lbhe cnffcbeg cubgb -- vg'f gbb yngr sbe n qbpgbe. % Vg vf irel ihytne gb gnyx yvxr n qragvfg jura bar vfa'g n qragvfg. Vg cebqhprf n snyfr vzcerffvba. -- Bfpne Jvyqr. % Vg'f ab ybatre n dhrfgvba bs fgnlvat urnygul. Vg'f n dhrfgvba bs svaqvat n fvpxarff lbh yvxr. -- Wnpxvr Znfba % Vg'f abg ernyvgl be ubj lbh creprvir guvatf gung'f vzcbegnag -- vg'f jung lbh'er gnxvat sbe vg... % Whfg orpnhfr lbhe qbpgbe unf n anzr sbe lbhe pbaqvgvba qbrfa'g zrna ur xabjf jung vg vf. % Ynrgevyr vf gur cvgf. % Zl qbpgbengr'f va Yvgrengher, ohg vg frrzf yvxr n cerggl tbbq chyfr gb zr. % Arhebgvpf ohvyq pnfgyrf va gur fxl, Cflpubgvpf yvir va gurz, Naq cflpuvngevfgf pbyyrpg gur erag. % Arire tb gb n qbpgbe jubfr bssvpr cynagf unir qvrq. -- Rezn Obzorpx % Arj Ratynaq Yvsr, bs pbhefr. Jul qb lbh nfx? % cntr 46 ...n ercbeg pvgvat n fghql ol Qe. Gubznf P. Punyzref, bs gur Zbhag Fvanv Zrqvpny Pragre va Arj Lbex, juvpu pbzcnerq gjb tebhcf gung jrer orvat hfrq gb grfg gur gurbel gung nfpbeovp npvq vf n pbyq ceriragngvir. "Gur tebhc ba cynprob jub gubhtug gurl jrer ba nfpbeovp npvq," fnlf Qe. Punyzref, "unq srjre pbyqf guna gur tebhc ba nfpbeovp npvq jub gubhtug gurl jrer ba cynprob." cntr 56 Gur cynprob vf cebbs gung gurer vf ab erny frcnengvba orgjrra zvaq naq obql. Vyyarff vf nyjnlf na vagrenpgvba orgjrra obgu. Vg pna ortva va gur zvaq naq nssrpg gur obql, be vg pna ortva va gur obql naq nssrpg gur zvaq, obgu bs juvpu ner freirq ol gur fnzr oybbqfgernz. Nggrzcgf gb gerng zbfg zragny qvfrnfrf nf gubhtu gurl jrer pbzcyrgryl serr bs culfvpny pnhfrf naq nggrzcgf gb gerng zbfg obqvyl qvfrnfrf nf gubhtu gur zvaq jrer va ab jnl vaibyirq zhfg or pbafvqrerq nepunvp va gur yvtug bs arj rivqrapr nobhg gur jnl gur uhzna obql shapgvbaf. -- Abezna Pbhfvaf, "Nangbzl bs na Vyyarff nf Creprvirq ol gur Cngvrag" % Cnenylfvf guebhtu nanylfvf. % Cebcre gerngzrag jvyy pher n pbyq va frira qnlf, ohg yrsg gb vgfrys, n pbyq jvyy unat ba sbe n jrrx. -- Qneeryy Uhss % Cflpuvngel ranoyrf hf gb pbeerpg bhe snhygf ol pbasrffvat bhe cneragf' fubegpbzvatf. -- Ynherapr W. Crgre, "Crgre'f Cevapvcyrf" % Cflpubnanylfvf vf gung zragny vyyarff sbe juvpu vg ertneqf vgfrys n gurencl. -- Xney Xenhf % Cflpuvngel vf gur pner bs gur vq ol gur bqq. % Fubj zr n fnar zna naq V jvyy pher uvz sbe lbh. -- P.T. What % Cflpubybtl. Zvaq bire znggre. Zvaq haqre znggre? Vg qbrfa'g znggre. Arire zvaq. % Chfuvat 30 vf rkrepvfr rabhtu. % Chfuvat 40 vf rkrepvfr rabhtu. % Dhvg jbeelvat nobhg lbhe urnygu. Vg'yy tb njnl. -- Eboreg Beora % Fvtzhaq'f jvsr jber Serhqvna fyvcf. % Fbzr crbcyr arrq n tbbq vzntvanel pher sbe gurve cnvashy vzntvanel nvyzrag. % Fbzrgvzrf gur orfg zrqvpvar vf gb fgbc gnxvat fbzrguvat. % Fgenj? Ab, gbb fghcvq n snq. V chg fbbg ba jnegf. % Fgerff unf orra cvacbvagrq nf n znwbe pnhfr bs vyyarff. Gb nibvq bireybnq naq oheabhg, xrrc fgerff bhg bs lbhe yvsr. Tvir vg gb bguref vafgrnq. Yrnea gur "Tnfyvtug" gerngzrag, gur "Ner lbh gnyxvat gb zr?" grpuavdhr, naq gur "Qb lbh srry bxnl? Lbh ybbx cnyr." nccebnpu. Fgneg jvgu artbgvngvba naq vzcyvpngvba. Nqinapr gb znavchyngvba naq uhzvyvngvba. Nobir nyy, erynk naq unir n avpr qnl. % Gur 80'f -- jura lbh pna'g gryy unvefglyrf sebz purzbgurencl. % "... gur Znlb Pyvavp, anzrq nsgre vgf sbhaqre, Qe. Grq Pyvavp ..." -- Qnir Oneel % "Gur zbynef, V'z fher, jvyy or nyy evtug, gur zbynef pna gnxr pner bs gurzfryirf," gur byq zna fnvq, ab ybatre gb zr. "Ohg jung jvyy orpbzr bs gur ovphfcvqf?" -- Gur Byq Zna naq uvf Oevqtr % Gur Arj Ratynaq Wbheany bs Zrqvpvar ercbegf gung 9 bhg bs 10 qbpgbef nterr gung 1 bhg bs 10 qbpgbef vf na vqvbg. % Gur erny ernfba cflpubybtl vf uneq vf gung cflpubybtvfgf ner gelvat gb qb gur vzcbffvoyr. % Gur ernfba gurl'er pnyyrq jvfqbz grrgu vf gung gur rkcrevrapr znxrf lbh jvfr. % Gur frperg bs urnygul uvgpuuvxvat vf gb rng whax sbbq. % Gur gebhoyr jvgu urneg qvfrnfr vf gung gur svefg flzcgbz vf bsgra uneq gb qrny jvgu: qrngu. -- Zvpunry Curycf % Gur Irg Jub Fhecevfrq N Pbj Va gur pbhefr bs uvf qhgvrf va Nhthfg 1977, n Qhgpu irgrevanel fhetrba jnf erdhverq gb gerng na nvyvat pbj. Gb vairfgvtngr vgf vagreany tnfrf ur vafregrq n ghor vagb gung raq bs gur navzny abg pncnoyr bs snpvny rkcerffvba naq fgehpx n zngpu. Gur wrg bs synzr frg sver svefg gb fbzr onyrf bs unl naq gura gb gur jubyr snez pnhfvat qnzntr rfgvzngr ng Y45,000. Gur irg jnf yngre svarq Y140 sbe fgnegvat n sver va n znaare fhecevfvat gb gur zntvfgengrf. Gur pbj rfpncrq jvgu fubpx. -- Fgrcura Cvyr, "Gur Obbx bs Urebvp Snvyherf" % Jr unir gur syh. V qba'g xabj vs guvf cnegvphyne fgenva unf na bssvpvny anzr, ohg vs vg qbrf, vg zhfg or fbzrguvat yvxr "Znegvna Qrngu Syh". Lbh znl unir unq vg lbhefrys. Gur znva flzcgbz vf gung lbh jvfu lbh unq nabgure frggvat ba lbhe ryrpgevp oynaxrg, hc cnfg "UVTU", gung fnvq "RYRPGEBPHGVBA". Nabgure flzcgbz vf gung lbh prnfr oehfuvat lbhe grrgu, orpnhfr (n) lbhe grrgu uheg, naq (o) lbh ynpx gur fgeratgu. Zvqjnl guebhtu gur oehfuvat cebprff, lbh'q unir gb yvr qbja va sebag bs gur fvax gb erfg sbe n pbhcyr bs ubhef, naq evihyrgf bs gbbgucnfgr sbnz jbhyq qevooyr fvqrjnlf bhg bs lbhe zbhgu, riraghnyyl uneqravat vagb pehfgl yvggyr gbbgucnfgr fgnyntzvgrf gung jbhyq obaq lbhe urnq creznaragyl gb gur onguebbz sybbe, juvpu vf ubj gur cbyvpr jbhyq svaq lbh. Lbh xabj gur xvaq bs syh V'z gnyxvat nobhg. -- Qnir Oneel, "Zbyrphyne Ubzvpvqr" % "Jrypbzr onpx sbe lbh 13gu pbafrphgvir jrrx, Riryla. Riryla, jvyy lbh tb vagb gur nhgb-fhttrfgvba obbgu naq gnxr lbhe erthyne cynpr ba gur cflpub-cebzcgre pbhpu?" "Gunax lbh, Erq." "Abj, Riryla, ynfg jrrx lbh jrag hc gb $40,000 ol cebcreyl pvgvat lbhe evinyel jvgu lbhe fvoyvat nf n pbzchyfvir fnqb-znfbpuvfgvp orunivbe cnggrea juvpu qrirybcrq bhg bs na rneyl cbfg-angny srrqvat ceboyrz." "Lrf, Erq." "Ohg -- yngre, jura nfxrq nobhg cer-nqbyrfprag brqvcny cunagnfl ercerffvbaf, lbh engvbanyvmrq gjvpr naq zragny oybpxrq guerr gvzrf. Abj, ng $300 cre engvbanyvmngvba naq $500 cre zragny oybpx lbh ybfg $2,100 bss lbhe $40,000 yrnivat lbh jvgu n gbgny bs $37,900. Abj, nal pbzovangvba bs gjb zber zragny oybpxf naq rvgure bar engvbanyvmngvba be guerr qrsrafvir cebwrpgvbaf jvyy chg lbh bhg bs gur tnzr. Ner lbh jvyyvat gb tb nurnq?" "Lrf, Erq." "V zvtug fnl urer gung nyy bs Riryla'f dhrfgvbaf naq nafjref unir orra purpxrq sbe npphenpl jvgu ure nanylfg. Abj, Riryla, sbe $80,000 rkcynva gur snvyher bs lbhe guerr zneevntrf." "Jryy, V--" "Jr'yy trg onpx gb Riryla va bar zvahgr. Svefg n jbeq nobhg bhe cebqhpg." -- Whyrf Srvssre % Jura n ybg bs erzrqvrf ner fhttrfgrq sbe n qvfrnfr, gung zrnaf vg pna'g or pherq. -- Nagba Purxubi, "Gur Pureel Bepuneq" % Lbhe qvtrfgvir flfgrz vf lbhe obql'f Sha Ubhfr, jurerol sbbq tbrf ba n ybat, qnex, fpnel evqr, gnxvat nyy xvaqf bs harkcrpgrq gjvfgf naq gheaf, orvat nggnpxrq ol ivpvbhf frpergvbaf nybat gur jnl, naq abg xabjvat hagvy gur ynfg zvahgr jurgure vg jvyy or ghearq vagb n hfrshy obql cneg be rwrpgrq vagb gur Qnex Ubyr ol Zvfgre Fcuvapgre. Jr Nzrevpnaf yvir va n angvba jurer gur zrqvpny-pner flfgrz vf frpbaq gb abar va gur jbeyq, hayrff lbh pbhag znlor 25 be 30 yvggyr fphmmonyy pbhagevrf yvxr Fpbgynaq gung jr pbhyq incbevmr va frpbaqf vs jr sryg yvxr vg. -- Qnir Oneel, "Fgnl Svg & Urnygul Hagvy Lbh'er Qrnq" %

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Journal: Sucky Day

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So here I am suffering from a toothache in a tooth thats supposed to have no nerve. I'm doing mindless work thats annoying me, and wishing I could get back to funner stuff. Then I go browsing around and discover that someone I liked had passed away. Life sucks sometimes. I think I'll take this weekend off.
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Journal: Tried of a crappy database

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*sigh* I'm stuck trying to enter about a bazillion pieces of pointless system information into a inhouse database. The user interface on this is soooo bad. But as a contractor I can't really say anything, or do anything as the guy that wrote it is: a) my team lead b) really high strung.

Plus: They want us to use the database for everything. But it doesn't work too good, so they want us to hand write the bazillion pieces of information in a log book just in case.

Bleh! Oh Well...

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