Can I see it?
.... no. One of my favourite Simpsons sketches ever..
AKA 'Tell it to the judge'.
After I tried to post I realised I wasn't logged in, so the text about the captcha remained after. Cheers, Richard
Well, all I know is it is officially called a strabismus clinic. Though I have suffered this condition all my life I am only now truly getting to what the real problem is so thanks for your post,
UK, Watford, Just about inside London. Sky broadband. ping www,slashdot.org avg = 123ms
I played PLENTY of Tetris over the years and it did nothing for my lazy eye (right eye went inwards as child -> corrective surgery -> now goes out). What has worked is a 6 monthly botox injection (free, thank you NHS) into the appropriate eye muscle at Moorfields eye hospital in London. I could still elect for corrective surgery but they try you out with Botox first to see if you are likely to develop double vision, in which case the surgery would then have to be reversed. I understand the treatment was started in the UK by a Moorfields eye doctor some 30 years ago when he smuggled some botox back from San Franscisco..? To be honest I'm surprised more people don't know about this treatment - Russell Howard (UK comedian) bitches about his lazy eye all the time - get yourself down to Moorfields and have a student doctor poke a needle in your eye muscle and stir it round for two minutes.. Lovely stuff! Captcha: Unseen
Sorry that you posted AC. Seem like someone I could get along with.
Buy a second and third PS3 cheapskate.
My favourite retort to that is 'No, it's all the chocolate and ice cream that makes you look fat'
If you have to ask on
/., you really shouldn't be here in the first place.
I was instructed to write a white paper on the merits of MPEG vs JPEG video encoding for a specific hardware based application by my PHB who had been chief in architecting the new product we were about to go to market with (I had only joined a few weeks previously). Unfortunately for him the sorts of tests that needed to be carried out to compare ourselves to established systems basically meant we could only show MPEG beat out JPEG with that particular application. Our system was JPEG based so the WP mysteriously got forgotten by him swiftly after.
This is exactly what we wanted - a common sense approach to Twitter messages. Though I am not a twitterer myself, the fact a guy can have his life ruined by posting a joke tweet is exactly what this is about, NOT being knee-jerk, as they have been in the past. In other words his is a *good thing*. 'Measured' in this context means to apply more common sense to these situations.
I only hope they don't claim that there will only be a market for 5 computers again as there founder said way back when..
with my reading-fu, but I SWEAR I first parsed that as 'Cisco rumoured to be selling Kidneys'.. I mean, they really stooped low this time..