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Comment: Give half the money to the 3 big stakeholders (Score 2) 570

by CokeBear (#39163463) Attached to: Apple Has Too Much Money

Take half the money, divide it into 3 piles, for the 3 stakeholders:
1) Shareholders in the form of a one-time dividend.
2) Employees get a one time bonus
3) Customers get a gift card based on their purchases in the past quarter.

Apple is still left with 50 Billion, and keeps everyone happy.

When they hit $100B again, rinse & repeat.

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