The places with the highest rates of gun violence all have bans on guns
Incorrect. Places like Japan, Australia, Canada, UK, on and on all have strict gun control laws and very low rates of gun violence.
The last 15 years of superhero comic book adaptions has proved otherwise
Unlike Serentiy, Veronica Mars et al, these films were targeted at a wide audience - Not just the geek market, which is what a D&D movie would have to go after.
based on a boardgame
You're doing it wrong.
I'd imagine quite a few current and former Amazonians feel compelled to say something.
[pulls up a chair]
They have an image to maintain.
Kaspersky is run by ex-KGB men. What would possibly go wrong?
(Yeah, yeah. I know here on Slashdot the NSA and CIA are one-thousand times worse than the KGB and GRU ever were, but spare me.)
The summary is a mess
Then read the effing linked Reuters article. It's pretty clear.
It was possible to beat coin-op arcade games on a single quarter
Not on the first play. After hundreds of quarters, yeah, maybe.
The opossum is a very sophisticated animal. It doesn't even get up until 5 or 6 PM.