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CmdrTaco (troll) (578383)

CmdrTaco (troll)
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I'm here to dispell a few rumors about the retarded:

First off, they don't rule the night, no one does. They don't have the strength of apes, but you don't want to look them straight in the eyes, that might send them into beserko mode. They'll come at you with hell's fury, all fists and elbows. You're yelling, "No, No, No!", but all they hear is, "Who wants cake?" They all want cake.

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Re:There is only one true keyboard...  *Monday June 30, @01:06PM  -1, Troll
   attached to Review of Das Keyboard
Re:Again?  *Wednesday March 19, @06:56PM  -1, Flamebait
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You know what they call someone with CC debt?  *Monday February 25, @03:48PM 2 -1, Troll
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Dear Ron Paul,  *Tuesday January 15 2008, @04:05PM 1 0, Funny
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Oh shit look at his picture  *Wednesday January 02 2008, @05:38PM 1 0, Insightful
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Re:Can you feel it?  *Monday December 03 2007, @04:32PM 1 -1
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Re:So wise...  *Wednesday October 31 2007, @06:58PM  -1
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Re:Caffeine  *Tuesday August 07 2007, @07:55PM 1 -1, Flamebait
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THAT'S RIGHT FUCKERS  *Monday July 02 2007, @07:53PM 3 -1
   attached to Bush Commutes Libby's Sentence
An Important Announcement, Please Read  *Monday July 02 2007, @06:38PM  -1, Offtopic
   attached to Allofmp3 Shut Down, Again
Re:BOBBY BACALA DEAD, SILVIO CRITICALY WOUNDED  *Sunday June 03 2007, @10:42PM 1 -1
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THEY FOUND A CURE FOR AIDS?!?!?!?!?!  *Tuesday January 02 2007, @05:35PM  -1
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Re:like me  *Saturday December 30 2006, @09:41PM 1 -1
   attached to 2006 - The Year the FSF Reached Out
THEIR COCKS ARE EMBEDDED IN ZONKS PORT  *Saturday December 23 2006, @01:42AM  -1, Troll
   attached to Mac OS X May Go Embedded?
A BETTER STORY IS WHEN ZONK OBTAINED NAMBLA.COM  *Thursday December 21 2006, @07:28PM  -1
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ZONK: NO ONE CARES ABOUT VALVE'S PENIS GAME ADS  *Wednesday December 20 2006, @04:40PM  -1
   attached to Valve Pens In-Game Ad Deal for Counter-Strike
ZONK: NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOUR FAGGOTRY  *Monday December 18 2006, @03:00PM  -1
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ZONK'S FAVORITE PIRACY STYLE: BUTT  *Thursday December 14 2006, @03:57PM 2 -1, Flamebait
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MORE LIKE A +5 COCK OF FAGGOTRY AIMED AT ZONKS ASS  *Monday December 11 2006, @03:21PM 1 -1, Flamebait
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AND FAGGOTS (THAT'S ZONK)  *Friday December 08 2006, @04:35PM  -1, Troll
   attached to Gods, Assassins, and Dragons
IN RELATED NEWS: ZONK'S ASSHOLE SEE SURGE IN COCKS  *Wednesday December 06 2006, @04:22PM  -1, Troll
   attached to Xbox Live Sees Surge in Usage
I'LL TELL YOU OSDN's PROBLEM:  *Monday December 04 2006, @05:57PM 1 -1, Troll
   attached to Layoffs and CEO Resignation At OSDL
ZONK LOVES ATM, BOTH GIVING AND GETTING  *Thursday November 30 2006, @07:04PM  -1, Troll
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IT'S TACO'S PETTY CASH FUND FOR TWINK WHORES  *Wednesday November 29 2006, @05:03PM  -1
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