This is my bio. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My bio is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my bio is useless. Without my bio, I am useless.
My bio is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strengths, its parts, its accessories, its words, and its paragraphs. I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage. I will keep my bio clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready, we will become part of each other. We will...
Before God I swear this creed. My bio and myself are the defenders of ChopSocky. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.
So be it, until victory is ChopSocky's and there is no enemy, but peace.