Chewie - Slashdot User

Chewie (24912)

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Claims to be the only break-dancing offspring of a mortal woman and the God of Love. He is currently the last line of defense against a plague of small frogs that he predicts will stampede north from Delaware "really, really soon." In preparation for this, he has begun hoarding potato chips in his beard, a look he describes as "extremely virile, yet practical."