I expect autonomous cars would have a deactivation mode built in. Your auto-auto was within n meters of a robbed bank when the alarm goes off? Time to pull over and go to sleep!
You can already get glucose meters... or are you talking about something other?
I'm halfway tempted to apply for a job where you are just so I could experience this. Most interviews I've had have clearly (and sadly) been conducted by people who have little technical knowledge, but lots of HR experience and are working off a script put together by some more technically inclined person.
A triglyceride test would go over big. A whole lipoprotein panel, in fact.
Hell, I'd use it myself.