As if Some puns wasn't bad enough, i shall here continue my plagiarism, brevity, and literary destruction:
Mick Jagger's dog asked his friend, Patricia Whack, for a loan, offering a small item as collateral. Puzzled, she asked her husband what it was. "It's a knick knack, Patty Whack. Give the dog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
Sixteen sodium atoms walk into a bar followed by Batman.