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Chacham's Journal: Nonsense: Silly jokes 4

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  1. What did the wall say to the other wall?
  2. What did the rug say to the floor?
  3. What did the candle ask the other candle?
  4. What did the tie say to the hat?
  5. Why did the theif take a shower before leaving the crime scene?
  6. Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
  7. Can the average person jump higher than an average house?
  8. What is it when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence?
  9. What is a cow with no legs called?
  10. Why are there no secrets in a cornfield?
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Nonsense: Silly jokes

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