I was sifted some flour yesterday in an electric sifter. As always, this allows for all too many really bad jokes.
I had a conversation with my younger brother, and this is sort of how it went.
Me: I just sifted flour.
YB: You did a fine job.
Me: That's a fine mesh you've gotten us into.
YB: Did you eat the impurities?
Me: Things like that just bug me.
Oh my, and that's without really trying.