They took that zero and bought an airship. They're up there with Cory Doctorow writing COBOL sci-fi novels and mowing Astro-turf.

I'm sure they could have picked up Internet Explorer for a steal. Imagine the positive effect on the stock price!

There's your problem. If your G+ stream seems like a ghost town it's because you only have your Facebook friends in your circles.

In G+ you add people with specific INTERESTS to your circles. That way when you read your stream, you get posts from people with the same INTEREST.

The links below are to shared circles. Add these circles to your profile, your stream will jump into life.

General Geek Circle
More General Geek Circle
Interesting Folks Circle
Video Game Industry Circle
List of Circles

Once you get it, you'll find that G+ has a 5000 person circle limit...

Don't need bombs, just send the automated Slim Pickens over.

+1 my driving!

Add me to your autonomous driving roundabouts!

My internet is a series of tunnels!

Driver closer, I'm feeling lucky!

Do a barrel roll!

Goolash. Another fine dish tainted.

I'll second that, it greatly assists comprehension, which tends to get overlooked sometimes with kids. Sure, they can read the words but understanding story is another thing for some. Reading to my daughter also gave me an opportunity to re-visit books that I loved as a child myself. Roald Dahl and David Walliams go down well at any age, try books for a few pages to see if they keep interest, if not then re-attempt in a few months. At 5 she was ploughing through the Narnia series and really enjoying it.

Not only does it explain how they get home, but also why they're in such a rush to do so. If someone were playing Jean Michel Jarre at me I'd do my best to get home as quick as I could too.

The current iPhone 5 rumour has a release date in September.

Two ints and a float are in a bar. They spot an attractive double on her own.
The first int walks up to her. “Hey, baby”, he says, “my VM or yours”. She slaps him and he walks back dejected.
The second int walks over. “Hey, cute-stuff, can I lick your Bean?”. After a quick slapping, he too walks back.
The float then ambles over casually. “Were those two primitive types bothering you?”, he remarks.
“Yes. I’m so glad you’re here”, she says. “They just had no Class!”

Borrowed from somewhere else...

The theme song from Benny Hill
The Spanish Fly music

Both of these slow down and speed up with the car.

They're parked outside your house in a white/glass van with a giant Apple on the side.

We don't just have a Bible Belt in Queensland, we have a Bible Belt and Suspenders.

There'll be a stock pile of it soon. Send it over.

Embrace, Penetrate, Ejaculate.

The upcoming Microsoft memo.