Comment: Re:I'm confused about the backups. (Score 4, Funny) 445
No.
Destroy everything leave nothing to your spouse. Divorces are never pretty.
Pyrrhic victory for the win!
Comment: Re:And you think the DMCA and SOPA are bad. (Score 1) 392
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Ced_Ex
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Attached to: Google Deal Allegedly Lets UMG Wipe YouTube Videos It Doesn't Own
What would the devil consider evil?
Comment: Re:The inevitable comparison, so let's get it over (Score 1) 201
These 14 y/o squeeky things I find online are the new hardcores and as much as it pains me to say it... they're better.
It's these squeeky voices that reaffirm to me that they are better when I hear screams of, "Oh God YOU SUCK! Get off my team you NOOB!!!"
There was a time I remember I could say that, but now it's... "Oh Karma, you really didn't forget about me... and yes, you are a bitch!"
Comment: Re:Where's Billy Mays? (Score 1) 132
I would have paid good money to see Billy Mays launch the latest Apple iWhatever product.
"Billy Mays said what?! I'll buy 4!!"
Comment: Re:Shilling is also a currency, you know (Score 1) 132
Looks like once taco left the bitcoin shilling fell away.
How many shillings in a bitcoin?
Approximately 4 bacon strips worth, or 2.63 football fields when converting units.
Comment: Re:Better computers than humans (Score 1) 472
The only thing is that no country besides the US seems to be very good at developing new military tech these days - but the US always wants to stay ahead of the game.
I wouldn't say that the US is the only country to be very good, it's just that other countries don't pour as much money into the research as the US does.
When the defence spending of the US is equal to the next 22 countries' spending on defence combined, it shouldn't be much of a surprise that the US is in the lead.
Comment: Re:Home of the Underdogs is your friend. (Score 1) 184
Thanks... this should help bring back memories!!!
Comment: Re:sales for 6 figures and not interested?? (Score 1) 130
When I'm asleep, I'm a mattress tester.
Comment: Re:Pics (Score 4, Funny) 372
You want pics of a 52 year old school teacher?
Comment: Re:Best advice not to get caught (Score 1) 119
Have them put the unmarked bills into a waterproof duffel bag. Have them put the said duffel bag into a small airplane with a route flying over very inhospitable country. As they fly the route, you are on the ground and radio them to toss it out of the plane with a parachute. Collect bag and make your escape, or hide the bag and come back for it later.