Unless of course the police installed a keylogger before making their demand ^H^H^H request.

Says the Senator for Paypal.

For an artist to sue their own record company for $150,000 per song.

Nah, They should have used the British Experimental Rocket Group. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Quatermass_Experiment (How do I embed the URL into the text like that?)

NASA bought "modded" DVD players (ie: region-free converted) from a firm in England for use aboard the ISS.

IIRC, there are now more Klingon speakers than Esperanto ones.

1: Go to www.gnomelook.org or www.ubuntu-art.org
2: Download a theme you like.
3: Open System/Preferences/Appearance from the menu.
4: Click Install & navigate to file you downloaded in #2.
5: ???
6: Profit!

You are in a small wooden box, there are no exits. (Yes, I know it was already used for Gygax)

Back in 1995, WotC sponsored the program booklet for that year's Worldcon, held in Glasgow, Scotland. Due to a typo, over 5000 such booklets were printed claiming to have been sponsored by "Wizards of the Cost".