Oh, so the dog which was trying to do everything in its power to save its suicidal owner was the one that ended up dead? Fair enough. This is why people can often feel more emotional attachment to animals they don't know than to people they don't know.

Do they really sound as dull as Ray Romano?

I still remember the inside cover of my StarCraft CD case saying "Coming in 1999: Diablo 2".

How many experience points is a prison guard worth? I really need to gain that level so I can finally get my "Weapon Focus (Shiv)" feat.

It's good to know when they put their minds to it, the US government can get results. I just wish they would do it for the good of the nation and its people and not just to save their own greedy asses.

Now the rest of you can concentrate on real, intelligent responses. Don't say I never took one for the team.

Does this mean I get another extension...?

Oh, God, another false dichotomy! Can we divide and conquer ourselves in any more ways?

You antidichotomites are all the same, trying to tell me how to live my life!