Until I had a massive brainfart. See, all these fascist programs strip away freedoms, right? Well, that's great! If America no longer has freedoms, then the terrorists will no longer have any reason to hate us! And all the money saved not having to fight terrorists can be spent on all these gubmint programs. Everybody wins! (Except the terrorists, and they're poopy-heads anyway and nobody cares.)
I'm a fucking genius. Implement this at once, while I go sleep the sleep of the dead and the just.