Still, one can't stop asking questions and running mock scenarios. It's always nice to get the spadework done that prevents recurrences, and as such, I've got to wonder: Is this what the Creator intended? If yes, then I stand by my oft-repeated claims that He's a sick fuck. If no, what kind of weak ass deity are we worshiping anyway?
Kill your gods. Whether they exist or not doesn't matter anymore. We're just better off without them.