I was just thinking about this:
I live alone in a largeish house (Why does one person need that much space?)
I don't have a TV (Terrorist!!!!)
I have a small Electronics lab (Who knows what he could be making)
I have numerous ham radios (Why would anyone want a big bulky radio when you can just pick up the phone?)
I enjoy taking photographs of unusual subjects (Why would he take a picture of that old car, he must be photographing something behind the car.)
I own several weapons (Terrorists have weapons)
I work on my own vehicles (Could be cover for ANYTHING!?!??)
I have a large black dog (Big dogs are scary, what is he protecting?)
I have large amounts of outdoor equipment (For hiding out after he does whatever he is planning to do?)

It's a good thing I don't live in Florida.

Not as many retirees, more rednecks. Most of whom actually probably only would buy a pressure cooker for bomb-making purposes.

Pressure cooked Possum Roadkill Surprise (PRS) is damned tasty.

I bought my house almost 6 years ago. I still get mail for a woman who lived in my house before the woman I bought it from.
I have marked the mail as moved and still get 2 or 3 pieces a month for her. Just too annoy me further it is from religious and "Focus on the Family" groups.
The only thing that keeps me from completely snapping is knowing that such groups are wasting money each month to send mail that "Marilyn Brantford" will never read. :)

If I'd receive such a letter, I'd probably just toss it in the trash, like I do with similar e-mails.

I got a letter a bit like this about a year ago. It was sent regular post, no tracking number, no signature required. Thus no proof I ever received it. I tossed it in the trash. Same thing about a month later. Same response from me. Never heard from them again.
I would not recommend this if you have to sign for the letter, Even if there is a tracking number so they can see it was delivered to your house, there is still no proof you got the letter. Toss it.
Basically, most are bullies trying to make a fast buck. Ignore them and they will most likely go away.

I thought you said you weren't ashamed to admit that you watched porn.

He/she/it/they are not afraid to admit to watching porn. He/she/it/they are ashamed to admit he/she/it/they post of slashdot.
Obviously.

Why do I suspect that you have Bonzi Buddy on your computer?

For the young people:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BonziBuddy

I don't think facebook was ever cool.

But don't let reality get in the way of your Fan Boi rant...

You know what you call someone a fan boy, you lose all credibility.

But for the record, I believe in using the best tool for the job. In my experience Word is almost never the best tool. The one time that it does beat other tools is when I need to pass around a document, with people making changes. (I think google Docs might be better for this, but company security policy prevents its use.) I have Linux machines, Windows machines, and Macs. How am I a fan boy?

Excel is pretty good. (I didn't know I could say anything nice about a Microsoft product.)
If you walk past my office, and hear me swearing at my computer chances are I am using word. If you hear me saying "Stop fu*king helping me!" then you know for sure.
It has gotten so bad that when i have to write documentation, I do all my writing in something simple like notepad++, then copy and paste into word. do a little formatting, maybe a screenshot or two, save and send. This method makes Word a lot less painful.

I think you might have to accept that you mother is not the norm.
For example, my mother is 67 years old, she has never bought a computer in her life. I have given her all of them.
The only things she uses her laptop for is email, facebook, news, and a couple of games that most of us here would not even consider games. Puzzle, and card games.
No reason that a chromebook couldn't serve her very well. When her secondhand MacBook fails I hope the chromebook is still available. In fact, I may just stick one in a closet until it is needed.

I am sure I will do that too before it gets passed along.
I bought it as a toy, but I decided I would use it as is for a while before I started hacking.

Someone finally figured out that outfitting your security personal in bright red was maybe no the best idea ever. At least that is what I figured for reasoning.

I just bought an Acer C7 a couple of weeks ago.
Light weight, fast enough. Good web browsing experience.
I wouldn't have it as my only computer, but over all I think it will make one heck of a good momputer.

Nerds with guns? What an idea.

I'd download that movie. :)