except it wasn't a firing email, it was the normal "As you're leaving us today, remember to hand in your company property, don't tell others about our secret stuff and good luck with the future" kind of admin email for someone who was leaving of their own choice - it just got sent to the entire company making it look like a firing when it was just a normal "dude, you're leaving, here's a final checklist" email

because socialised medicine actually works?. We;ve been doing it for decades in the UK. OK it's not perfect, sometimes you have to wait a while for non-urgent procedures but we're always guaranteed no matter what our social/economic standing, and the drug companies are not in cahoots with the insurance guys and hospitals to inflate the price of everything, so we don't have to pay $100 for a $0.10 pill.

50000 / 100 = 50.

I guess you failed math? You're an order of magnitude off.

where's the third party? Google operate all of the services that the new consolidated privacy policy applies to.

Because it's the 21st century? We're no longer in the dark ages dude. My kids weer using computers at 3 and 4 20 years ago. It's nothing new. Computer literacy is just as important as reading, writing and math and the sooner the kids start, the better.

the < and > mathematical operators would disagree with you.

In what math or programming text book do you read "x < 6" as "x fewer than 6" rather than "x less than 6" ?

s/Microsoft/Apple/g

FTFY

"not too impressed"

On the other hand....

me: Do you know Java?
bot: I Know JavaScript
me: But that isn't java.
bot: What did you ask.
me: asked if you knew Java
bot: I know many jokes.
me: Java is not a joke.
bot: Yes, it is.

But won't the Birds get Angry about being shot out of a catapult towards pigs?