Unless it's just trillions of mealworms, what happens when 100 billion cockroaches escape from the farm down the road? Or locusts?

But the ground ISN'T moving, the car/wheels are. Someone draw me a free body diagram showing the forces acting on the vehicle allowing it to accelerate to a speed faster than the wind and I'll believe it when the forces don't sum to zero at Vcar = Vwind.

And, as everyone knows, that is the ONLY way to be sure.

That's because there are more vaginas involved in the application of diamond products than pirated movies.

Cartesian coordinates (0,0) on the axes of evil of course.

Why would I pay some outlandish price for a "pedal wrench" when I have a crescent wrench that fits perfectly????

Pfft, and give up the chance to have an unknown exotic effect named after you? Small price to pay my friend! Did you think all those crazy radiations and particles from Star Trek were named after unmanned probes???

I will only support this if the goal is to achieve metric time, Simpsons' style.

Hopefully the drag from all those windmills will slow the earth's rotation enough to eliminate those damnable leap years.

I am appalled at the absence of chemE's. Time to "accidentally" shut down some refineries and raise the price of gas.