So, any ideas about how to go about "tracking terrorists"?
One need not have a good idea to be able to identify a bad one. In absence of said good idea, the correct action to take is none at all, not carry on with the bad idea because it's all we have. That's how idiots lose limbs cutting down trees and such; it's also how a free and great nation loses that freedom and greatness.
WELcome... to Zombo Com!
You can do Anything at Zombo Com,
The only limit...is yourself.
Sadly, at the moment, the only limit is the zombo.com bandwidth limits.
and the Mental Rift isn't even in the pre-design phase
No, it's well beyond that phase; most users already have one. A huge one.
But then, you knew that and were just poking fun at the "everything is because of climate change" folks, right?
The Gremlin emits a field inside which time slows down.
The Higgs Gremlin? [*rimshot*]
In other words, either you or Stoolpigeon will be the one turning the lights off.
Can we use this for FTL communication? Short answer: no.
Longer answer: you can only observe the state of a pair of entangled particles, you can't control the state. So, you can't "wiggle" one particle to force the other entangled particle into a complementary state at will.