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Submission + - Man "from future" arrested at LHC 1

BrokenHalo writes: A "saboteur" by the name of Eloi Cole, a young man wearing a bow tie and rather too much tweed for his age, said that he had travelled back in time to prevent the LHC from destroying the world. He was found rummaging in the bins at the LHC facilitylooking for fuel for his 'time machine power unit', a device that resembled a kitchen blender. He claimed that the discovery of the Higgs boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone — a communist chocolate hellhole. Apparently he was taken to a secure facility, from which he "disappeared".

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