"It's more like a Fisher-Price toy than a serious choice for secure computer access,"

Nuff said.

So does this mean you take the vaccine once (or twice) and never get the flu again ever?

"Maybe"?

Maybe the pie was "accidentally" baked with a very special ingredient?

So... really we're talking about Handegg, not Football.

But doesn't acupuncture "mean": to stick with a needle?
Soooo... yeah.

Is it because yachts are expensive?

Don't you mean....
*EXPLOSIONS*
Laser Chopsticks!! ?

They don't want it, so they find any old reason they can tie to it (however remotely) to say it shouldn't be implemented. I bet if they could say net neutrality causes paedophiles, they would.

"Puffs"? Don't you mean "pus"?