"Take the smartest most adept computer engineer in the world, put him/her out in the woods with a set of clothes, a tent, and a pocket knife. Call me when he returns with a functioning computer."
That call would never come, he'd be dead in a couple of days since it's his first trip away from mom's basement.
The "metalurgical expet" (??) would have died as well since they have never worked in the construction field and would not know what to do without the grunt labor.