What else do people use them for, if not storage?

What are you worried about? This is 1874, you'll be able to sue her!

I can remain in a hardened state for extended periods of time using little energy!

So can anyone, it's called rigor mortis.

When you're standing 2 metres away from someone, and they say "hey, what are you doing now?", do you reply "did you mean 0.0000000066712819 seconds ago?"

I haven't done any of those things, but the Lions Club I'm in had its major annual fundraiser last night. We spent Monday and Tuesday evenings setting up chairs and tables, then worked our asses off last night. Most of the money we raised will probably go to dog guides and/or a camp for dialysis patients.

Am I allowed to use my Arduino now?

Your honor, I'm a chimpanzee. Your scientists saw me stacking stones and then hiding them and so they sent me to law school. Your world frightens and confuses me! When someone sends me a text message on my iPhone I wonder, "are there tiny people inside typing it?" I don't know. But I do know this: when someone like my client slips and falls on the sidewalk in front of a public library, he is entitled to two million dollars in compensatory damages and two million in punitive damages. Thank you.

Rare non-xkcd, yet relevant comic: http://theoatmeal.com/comics/game_of_thrones

Thanks! Seems like a good resource for porn and warez, although it looks like I have most of it already.

(Anyone else remember when warez.slashdot.org resolved to 127.0.0.1?)

You don't know how many houses he has?

That's okay, he's probably not sure either...

Yes, but he can assure you that nearly all of them are in the good ol' United States of America!

That's Hedley!

I'm going to download it.

Tau day is better

But Einstein's birthday is best!

Yeah, what would a guy named xiphmont know about signal processing?!

If the service goes away, will the content go away?

I'm pretty sure if Project Gutenberg goes away, the content will still be on my hard drive.