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The CBSP calls these people "Regional Directors". The first time I encountered said person at a small (<50) conference of industry movers and shakers*, he kept using the word "Performant" in relation to whatever-the-hell he was espousing.
Anyway, let's try some etymology:
Perform -> verb. "To do something"
Performance -> noun. "Something done"
Performant -> adj. "Does Something"
Hammond Organs. The B3. The A100. The M3. And Leslies. Yeah, lotsa Leslies. Whirly amusement park thrill rides. Gimme more.
With two eleven-year-old boys.
And a thirteen-year-old girl who "kinda wants to go...maybe."
But who will pout if she doesn't.
And who will keep the rest of us waiting while she gets ready.
APS UPS with both red and green because the battery needs replacing.
Mice. No, wait, that one went out. OK, it's back.
Printers of various ilk.
Great word, ilk.
Fax. Several on there.
Camcorder charger. When I started the post, there were two, now the battery's charged. So I'll pull it off, shoot some video, and come back. OK, now two are lit.
Multi-line phone that is never set to answer whatever line is currently ringing.
And one more on a little Space Shuttle pin, but that's probably cheating since I just turned it on to make one more.
And that one on the thing I got from my Aunt that I don't know what it is, but I can't seem to get rid of it.
Nothing counts more than intelligence. According to me. Final arbiter. No appeals.
Never acknowledge an AC; not even when it's me.
Too much time on my hands, you say?
Lackey to the Imperium, you say?
Covered with lint and waiting for the Apocalypse, you are less likely to say?