When can I use these crystals to send my baby to another world where he will have super powers and build a fortress of solitude when thrown into the ocean?

Know that this paper has come out we need to increase the chances for all life to survive. By increasing C02 levels, we will trap more radiant energy which will negate the increase cloud cover. The additional CO2 and smog will create a "shield" against the cosmic rays! Come on everyone buy any American SUV and start driving! We will stimulate our economy and save the Planet!