No, it's multiple mother-in-laws.
I think that would be a cruel and unusual punishment
That's bollocks. You can never have enough testicles!
So I take it that you're a female angler fish?
... such as the ability to post pictures of ourselves shotgunning bear while holding a joint in one hand and an under-age girl in the other...
You know shotgunning (former)bears could be dangerous, as they're known to be armed themselves.
Numeric stability is probably not all that important when you're guessing.