So there are only 2 options huh? Please allow me to offer a 3rd:
We are indeed reasoning, self-aware beings who evolved that way in order to survive in a competitive and unforgiving environment.

Alternatively we may be computer programs ourselves in some alien video game. I could go on but I believe that I've made my point.

Why not? We evolved into sentient beings from non-sentient organic matter, why couldn't the same thing be possible with silicon based intelligence?

If said jamming is affecting their Starcraft servers in any way there's no telling what they might be capable of.

Good luck controlling the car with the steering wheel locked. Sound like a sure fire way to roll the vehicle to me.

Almost had it, it is indeed a Mozilla based browser but not Firefox.

That's not even kinda close, Linux actually.

Are you fucking kidding me, these are supposed to be the enforcers of cyber crime?