They tried, and they can't - tough luck.
So you'll probably need to learn to understand (and speak) "Indian accent"
What's more retarded than either, is an idiotic slashdotter sitting in his mom's basement, gorging on big mac and diet coke, typing stuff which he doesn't know shit about.
Use some brains - the reason this is being produced is not to "desperately imitate what happened decades ago". It is to provide millions of poor students an opportunity to buy their own tablet/computing device.
Ha ha - do you expect to be modded Funny for that comment of yours? Astrology is a pseudo science. I challenge anyone to predict the future with any degree of accuracy, and I'll quit my job if anyone succeeds.
The thing is, these astrologers have a nasty habit of speaking in vague and general terms. They ensure that after a few months have elapsed, they can spin their "predictions" either way as it suits them!
Statistics means never having to say you're certain.