Catch up on stories from the past week (and beyond) at the Slashdot story archive


Forgot your password?

Comment: "Sir, we need to upgrade our infastructure..." (Score 1) 176

by Avillia (#20287529) Attached to: The IT Industry's Red Shift Theory
"Sir, we need to upgrade our infastructure..."

"Why is that, Jenkins?"

"According to a new report, our profitability is directly related to our processing needs, sir."

"Well, I'm not seeing how our needs have increased enough to go over our yearly budget for hardware, Jenkins."

"Sir, having extra processing power will increase our productivity..."

"How's that, Jenkins?"


"Make it so, Number One."

"An ounce of prevention is worth a ton of code." -- an anonymous programmer