Friday night, go out to bars and talk up a bunch of girls. Tell them you work at McDonalds and that your goal for the next ten years is to pay off your car. Your used car that you bought with 100,000 miles on it.
I've done something similar to this before, I was considered funny well loved.
Then, on Saturday night, go out to a different set of bars and talk up an equal number of girls. Tell them you work at Google and your ten year goal is to have your five bedroom house paid in full.
I have also done something like this before, I was deemed to be pretentious (at least that's what the facial expressions revealed) and disliked.