Wow, I feel like a noob. Honestly, this is the first time I've heard of the term "Rule 34".

4'x4'x4' sounds like a large enough space that even Kevin Smith would fit.

Yes, the Cowboy Neal option is missing.

Okay, someone's obviously playing a joke. Either that or there's no longer any reason to have cable television.

Absolutely you should be willing to ask questions along the lines of "why should I come to work for your company". They should sell their company to you as much as you are selling your skillset to them.