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..they'd be spending most of their time in the left-most (slowest) lane.
You mean the right lane, pal. No wonder you're getting driverless cars so soon. UK drivers don't know the correct side of the road to drive on!
 This statement was retrieved verbatim from a 6,000 year old marble tablet in the hills of Shangri La. So it must be true.
According to my ex-coworker, he received a one-year edit ban once discovered, which was increased to a lifetime edit ban when he appealed.
Now that's the kind of justice we need in the real court system!
"Bitch! I already told you you were guilty!"