No, no that's not possible.
Search your feelings, you know it to be true!
I also greatly look forward to being mugged for my phone, and realising that not only do I need a new phone and phone number, but to replace the locks to my house, car and office, as well as re-registering with the bank.
I also await with great enthusiasm the moment that Apple sues every manufacturer of competing products, essentially taking over the entire planet's security.
Besides that, will I still be allowed to watch porn on my keys?