Because the CPU is a DEC Alpha I wasn't able to install all the software I wanted to use.
What, you didn't have FX!32 ?
...growing implementation of data-per-month caps has nothing to do with free-and-legal streaming video, right? It's all about those bandwidth-hogging criminals, most assuredly!
Sounds like the "Information Purification Directives" for a new generation.
Cue the blonde with the sledgehammer...