The first Creationism museum will open next summer near Ohio-Kentucky's border line. The first museum in the world whose contents are completely fake, and as many of we think (and know) it's beliefs. One of it's biggest problems is gonna be how to explain dinosaurs and hominids, but of course they'll find an answer for that, if not in the bible, somewhere else.
I cannot conceive that anybody will require multiplications at the rate
of 40,000 or even 4,000 per hour ...
-- F. H. Wales (1936)