I think they also discovered the source of all that heat to be the white-hot star at the center of the Solar System... !

Yeah but then, you have to live in Poland.... :(

I'm an IT guy -- or at least they tell me I am -- and I have no proficiency to speak of; no certifications at all. Everything I ever need to know I find via Google, review of years of misc. whining on message boards, and trial-and-error. It's amazing what I've done with no actual knowledge of my own.

Alright, so its ok to yell fire in a crowded theater as long as your intentions are pure?

100% sour grapes.

I like telnet because it reminds me of when I was young.

I got the enhanced pat-down the other day and I must say it was some of the best sex I've had in months.

Damn it, I forgot the obligatory ;)

God damn it, I hope all this is false... I really want one of those keen Commodores.

Do what Microsoft did.. Release a crap product, admit defeat, then release another product as a de facto 'replacement' soon after and then charge full price for it too. Worked for them.. Winders 7 is doing very well, I heard.