Terrorists use planes. Pirates use boats.
I'm considering applying for a job at Symantec, whenever anyone calls in with a malware problem I'll direct them to ubuntu.com.
Is it true this model comes with a complimentary copy of Duke Nukem Forever?
A Catholic priest has been cleared of child pornography charges after the only evidence the prosecution could offer was a series of ROFLcopters found on his harddrive.
Can I write my WoW characters off as dependencies?