You would waste bacon grease on a goddam car? Beef fat can do the trick, the bacon grease must be saved to make the unmentionable meat parts semi-palatable!

And they often disappear, only to be found once the cells have ruptured and caked the terminals.

Which means, for every Chuck Norris, there can be an infinite number of Chuck Norrises.

And we're worried about Skynet...

Poison is mostly ineffective, but I much like the explosives. Nitroglycerin would seem to be particularly promising.

I've got a fine Chianti...

Well, I can go Moo, Oink, Neigh...so I must be an aminal.

Their nails are sharp, and can quickly gain a leverage advantage on you. Once you're down on the ground, you're pretty helpless unless there's only one or two.

So, you're saying, there's always going to be room for it?

You would have to mandate some amount of play per day, or else this would have the same effect as just taking all the games. Or so I've heard.

That lie would be seen through very easily. Your bail condition would be to eat quite a few florets nightly, else land in jail.