And that would just be the beginning! We'll be living in Utopia in no time.
I didn't know Walmart now sells getting laid
yeah, yeah... Well played.
No it's FrostyPiss. Oh wait...
You get full facial views of the predators enjoying their sport.
I won't ask how you know this. For the sake of argument, I'll assume you heard it at an police training seminar or something.
Unfortunately that's not particularly strange at all. Most coders don't own their code either, the company they work for does. Same is true for songwriters, screenwriters, etc.
Well last time I checked with my lawyer I in fact *do* own the code I write and I own the moral rights to any work I produce and those rights cannot be assigned away by copyright or any other because I am the original producer of the work.
Which is how it should be. I have no problem with the people who paid for me to produce some code using the code I produce. I do have a problem with them trying to assign themselves the absolute rights to the code I make, especially if I want to re-use parts of my code elsewhere. Who wants to re-write the same code over again if you have already done it before.
Someone else doesn't own my code just as much as I don't own someone else's code. If someone pays for code they own a copy of it and do what they choose with it. You don't have to make a big deal of it - just make daily backups of what you do and secure your own archive. It's not even about asserting your rights, it's about using them.
Don't give up your rights - Bob Marley
This is someone spoofing Microsoft with a fake Ad, right? I mean, Microsoft couldn't be that stupid, could they? A corporation with that much money and access to the best marketing talent money could buy, wouldn't put out something out that lame would they? Someone explain this to me. Or do flying chairs cause cerebral damage?
You must be kidding! For all purposes beige is dead, black is the new beige, and white is the new black.
Damn you! I was trying to figure out that last bit and I nearly got myself killed at the pedestrian crossing!
Ah, so the silver-colored, reflective dust tape, then?
Or maybe you people can start using duct tapes for what it was intended - patching up wounds.
Same goes for you whippersnappers who think super glue is anything but a liquid bandage.
Actually, I did want to know what the ants did in low gravity, but that shuttle blew up.
"There are things that are so serious that you can only joke about them" - Heisenberg