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Comment: This is a very bad thing (Score 1) 290

by Ace905 (#33853440) Attached to: Alaska To Export Billions of Gallons of Water

Everybody is talking about this like it's boring news and not really a big deal. I'm surprised the normally 'environmentally conscious' quasi-nerd-activist slashdot community isn't talking about the ramifications of this project.

Private ownership of water by large companies is going to be the cause of global wars, and already is in many water-deficient countries. When you give a private company the right to treat water as a commodity and own it, you create a monster. This is the basis for a very disturbing documentary titled, "Water Wars" which chronicles the abuse of citizens all over the world via. control of water supply. It is also the basis for a james bond movie, which I guess makes it seem like even less of a real threat.

It doesn't seem like a big deal for a country 'wealthy' in water as a natural resource to give it away to a 'needy' country -- but it's not being given away. Maybe we should focus on that. It is being commodified and sold, stolen for free from a country of people that don't realize they're giving away their future. If you don't think water shortages are an impending global catastrophe, read some of the comments about problems with desalination technology.

Fresh water is a resource we should be fighting to keep out of corporate hands, not laughing at.

Comment: As the technology increases (Score 1) 74

by Ace905 (#31017944) Attached to: Giving CubeSats Electric Propulsion

You know what's funny about this, is we're going to end up with a situation where increases in the propulsion systems end up sending newer satellites past ones launched earlier before they complete their missions. We'll end up with a cloud of ever decreasing technological junk arriving at distant civilizations....

Comment: A fine line has been drawn (Score 4, Insightful) 673

by Ace905 (#30930360) Attached to: Man in Court Over Simpsons Porn

This guy is obviously a pedophile, the article points out he has a prior conviction of posession of actual child pornography. His defense that the images were just funny is a total lie -- and other people have pointed this out.

The problem I have with this case is that the guy is disgusting, his motives were obvious and so it is very easy to support his conviction. But with Cartoons, it could be argued that there is _no victim_ at all. And as much as I hate pedophiles, and I do - I don't believe that the images, real or cartoon, actually encourage pedophile tendencies.

Images of children being exploited sexually have been banned all over the world because the children have to be protected from those images remaining in circulation for their entire lifetime; images of children being exploited sexually encourage other pedophiles to exploit more children on camera for the purpose of trading images, etc. BUT with the case of a cartoon -- none of these reasons hold true, and more importantly, at best - they encourage pedophiles to draw cartoons of children being sexually exploited which, as i said, doesn't create any victims. Distributing actual child porn may encourage the creation of child porn, but it doesn't turn otherwise normal hetereosexual people into pedophiles. You have to be a pedophile to begin with to even want it.

Now that this guy has been charged, and this is obviously a precedent setting case - it will be easier to charge and dole out harsh sentences for people found posessing cartoon porn even if it is their first offense and they really aren't pedophiles. I mean, cartoons are sometimes funny and in the case of Simpsons porn - I know I've seen a few cartoons featuring Bart and Lisa that were funny and.... at least to me, not sexually exciting at all. I mean christ, they're cartoons.

It seems to me that they've gone after an easy person to hate, with a history of child porn collecting - to blindside people to the over zealous and really very useless law they've just created.

Comment: Re:Content Mills (Score 1) 507

by Ace905 (#30872250) Attached to: Of the following online annoyances, I most despise ...

From DehydrationSymptoms.org

"The human body constantly feels the need in water"
"Most people believed that the dehydration is not their problem. They believe, that with dehydration can faced travelers in the desert, when his water is finished."
"Especially from dehydration affects the immune system cells, the breach of which raises the so-called immune disease. These are all chronic diseases: bronchitis, asthma, infertility, lupus erythematosus, scleroderma, multiple sclerosis, Parkinson's disease, Alzheimer disease, cancer. This is a complex disease, involving all the connective structure, where there are violations of all the biological processes of energy and lack of water."

so lack of water causes multiple sclerosis, cancer and infertility? I don't f&3in think so.

"Dehydration leads to violations of all food functions, its synthesis and delivery of substances, in accordance with the specific functions of the authority for waste disposal"

Better call the city to get the waste disposal authority.... wtf.

Comment: oh god, the new year (Score 1) 444

by Ace905 (#30499136) Attached to: As 2010 approaches, I expect the next year ...

You know what's really annoying? Going to the gym immediately after January 1st. It's disturbing how many losers sit around between christmas and new years going, "Yeah, this year I'm finally going to get in shape. Maybe I'll get a gym membership. I've never tried to before, I could right now but I won't -- I'm gonna do it in the new year. Make a new me!"

then for 3 months or so you can't even get on equipment because it's covered in sheeple livin' the dream, and then, like clockwork - they all quit.

losers.

Comment: Anthropomorphism anyone (Score 1) 337

by Ace905 (#28820359) Attached to: New Zealand Tree Stuck In Evolutionary Time Warp

This story is ridiculous. All life has evolved as a result of 'pressure' from the environment surrounding it. It's not a conscious decision on the part of the plant, it's a permanent adaptation. It's not going to just say, "Oh ok, now I don't need to do this anymore".

If we were able to obliterate all insect life on earth, would we be studying the Venus Fly Trap and the Pitcher Plant and saying, "Oh wow! These plants are still trying to capture insects we obliterated years ago!". I feel stupider having read that article.

Comment: What about putting white out on the key (Score 1) 874

by Ace905 (#26911923) Attached to: Don't Like EULAs? Get Your Cat To Agree To Them

This is kind of cute, but not really...

The person shows the elaborate process they go through to get the key pressed. I mean, if you were a paraplegic typing with a pencil stuck up your nose - you're still hitting the key. Or is the pen hitting the key? What if you white out just the key you need to hit so you can claim you knowingly hit it, but it wasn't marked.

I mean, cummon. This isn't worthy of slashdot. This is really lame.

Space

+ - Japanese Scientists want to launch Paper Airplane

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Ace905 writes "Japanese Scientists have unveiled a plan to launch paper airplanes into space. The airplanes will be released in space (not flown there), and their successful trip back down to earth it is hoped — will revolutionize the design of re-entry vehicles. In early February a prototype just over 7.1 centimetres long and five centimetres wide survived Mach 7 speeds and broiling temperatures up to 230 degrees Celcius in a hypersonic wind tunnel.

One problem the project faces, is "there is no way to track the paper craft or predict when or where they may land." Critics claim this alone makes the entire project completely pointless. I disagree, this reminds me of the research recently into 'micro satellites' — maybe micro satellites of the future will be circuits printed on paper and formed into maple-keys for landing on planets or asteroids. Exciting stuff."
The Internet

+ - Bell Canada Disrupting Internet Use

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Ace905 writes "Bell Canada and Rogers, two of Canada's largest Internet Providers have begun load-balancing and traffic re-routing across their networks this past week. Disruptions to regular Internet use have caused many Internet Users and even other providers to complain. Apparently, Bell didn't feel the need to tell wholesalers that their bandwidth would now be throttled. Coincidentally, Bell has also admitted this week to purposely throttling Peer to Peer traffic solely to disrupt filesharing. To add to the outcry, a National Labour Union has joined the fight and is urging the Canadian Radio & Television Commission to curb interference by these two mega-ISPs.

I know from my own experience this past week — just loading common web sites like facebook can be extremely frustrating. A traceroute shows multiple, slow hops across Bell Canada servers, giving me response times of 1 to 2 seconds just to load a web page.

The repercussions to Bell and Rogers (if any at all) will determine the future of Internet Service across all of Canada. This could be the end of real high-speed Internet as we know it. eh (included for authenticity)."

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