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5foot2 (24971) is all alone in the world.

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On the eighth day god had a bit of goo left over and said "What the hell, I'll make Brett" and Brett was made. Brett went forth and tried to multiply, and tried, and tried, then tried some more but Brett was mostly unsuccessful. Then when Brett was not paying attention another bit of heavenly goo came into his life. This goo was named Patty. Brett said "Huba Huba" and Patty said "Oh my god" (God did not respond). After a very long and ugly courting ritual (lots of arm flapping and loud grunting), they joined as one in a very sanitary non denominational service. Now Brett gets to try and multiply any time he wants (well 50% of the time, okay 25%).

UPDATE: The multiplying has been successful!!!!!