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Journal: Launch

Journal by 14cfr01

Please follow these steps.

  1. Prop geek upright, facing the wind.
  2. Give him enough line to hang himself.
  3. Make certain something blows. M$ Word is a good resource for hot air and getting a rise out of the geek.
  4. Keep line taught, then pull.
  5. Geek will rise. Keep him tied to ground, else he will be LOST.

I go on working for the same reason a hen goes on laying eggs. -- H.L. Mencken

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