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Anti-Piracy Labeling Bill in Works
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on Wed Feb 19, 2003 09:08 PM
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from the compromising-freedom dept.
Rinisari writes "Just posted on news.com.com is an article with more on the bill that could make all digital consumer products be required to be labeled with information regarding any anti-piracy technology within the device. Senator Ron Wyden, D-OR, will be the primary sponser of the bill (he's also got a text-only site)."
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Actually.. (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Actually.. (Score:5, Insightful)
(Last Journal: Monday December 30 2002, @11:45PM)
How about You just leave out the anti-whatever E-mail?
And dont bombard him, bombarding someone just ensures that they take shelter from your bombardment.
Instead, try and educate the man. present an UNBIASED viewpoint and use FACTS.
if you flood the man with propoganda, he's just going to run to the MPAA/RIAA money even faster.
Tell His constituents what he's doing, and EDUCATE THEM!
Take an inteligent aproach, and he MIGHT listen to you.
And for you residents of Oregon, Call His office, send him mail (NOT E-mail), Tell him what you think of his actions, and be sure your vote reflects your opinion the next time he comes up for election.
Act like a freak/fanatic, and he will respond to you accordingly.
Act like an inteligent person, and he might actually listen to you.
Re:Actually.. (Score:4, Insightful)
(http://slashdot.org/ | Last Journal: Monday December 08 2003, @12:29AM)
Politicians who are focused and supportive of certain industries are generally ruled by hype and money...if you only have considered opinions and no capital, you are welcome to express yourself and will in no way influence these folks.
On other issues the Senior Senator is considered and thoughtful, even erudite and reasonable. In this place, he has been won over by the RIAA/MPAA twins to believe that if he doesn't protect their content, then he will compromise all intellectual property derived in the US. It is an argument that will not be won except by the voice of his constituents.
As a citizen of Oregon, I can tell you I've seen far more responsive government representatives from Arizona (still have the letter from John McCain where he corrected my beliefs about his encryption legislation) than from Oregon.
I won't recommend voting against a candidate for a single issue, but I do believe that we must make it clear to him the nature of his misinformation, and if that includes sending him snail mail and discussing these at town meetings at every opportunity, then I will...
Never suggested being a freak/fanatic, but I can see how I mis-communicated my thoughts.
Labeling (Score:5, Funny)
(http://cec.wustl.edu/~kramer)
Re:Labeling (Score:5, Insightful)
(Last Journal: Wednesday February 26 2003, @12:33PM)
Re:Labeling (Score:4, Insightful)
Take off the tin-foil hat!
This is more of a consumer-protection law than anything else. It's reasonable to expect the dealer/manufacturer notify you (and discount appropriately) when he tries to sell you known broken goods. Wouldn't you be a bit ticked if the CD burner you bought was used as a hammer by the store manager's kid, without any notice about it?
Copy-protection is making a product broken the moment it comes out of the factory. Note it as damage.
Whew.. (Score:5, Funny)
Not a bad idea (Score:5, Insightful)
(http://127.0.0.1/ | Last Journal: Saturday August 04, @07:40AM)
Unfortunately, it probably won't stop most of the unwashed masses from buying the latest [fill in the name of the flavor du 'jour] CD.
Re:Not a bad idea (Score:5, Informative)
Of course, had there been no copy protection sticker/warning, I would probably have ended up with 100th Window (it was cheaper!). It's good to know, certainly - I don't want a crippled CD that may or may not play in my computer, cd player, dvd player, whatever; let's hope all recording labels follow suit.
It's not protected everywhere. (Score:4, Interesting)
(http://blog.paulmcgarry.com/ | Last Journal: Friday July 25 2003, @12:57AM)
Re:Not a bad idea (Score:4, Interesting)
Just to add to that, I think it'd force companies to charge less money for restricted (I hate the word protection in this context) materials. I won't buy a Music CD that won't work in my computer. But if the restricted CD were say $5 less, well then I'd consider it.
It's a pity, these corps have a wonderful opportunity here to gain user acceptance of crippled CD's.
"We're doing this to thwart piracy in order to make our business more profitable. As a pre-emptive reward, we're lowering the price of our products. Support anti-piracy steps, and we'll pass some of the savings on to you."
Yeah, I know, it's not likely to happen. But a price drop for those particular materials would let people vote with their wallets. "So... we lowered the price of CD's and made more money, weird. But, this album isn't restricted and it made a greater profit, wow."
About time! (Score:5, Insightful)
Good luck on this bill!
No Big Deal (Score:5, Insightful)
And further, as the technology becomes more and more popular, eventually, won't EVERY product have one of these labels on it?
Although this act seems like it could be a step in the right direction, I think it should be cut down before it wastes (American) tax-payers dollars.
Kind of like Magic Gate tech from Sony (Score:5, Insightful)
(http://goat.cx/ | Last Journal: Wednesday August 18 2004, @02:34PM)
Labels like these are not the solution and only restrict manufacturer's rights and put a crimp on their profits for no reason whatsoever. Of course, Wyden is from Oregon and may have a small stake in the paper manufacturing increase that will necessarily occur if such a bill is passed.
Don't underestimate the "masses". (Score:5, Insightful)
(Last Journal: Friday November 02, @02:49PM)
And part of that is because nobody TOLD them there are consequences.
But as soon as warning labels start showing up, some of 'em will start to wonder what they're being warned about
So some will ask, or look around on the net, and maybe find out. Then they'll be able to make an informed decision about whether it matters to them enough to affect their purchase decision.
And others will just avoid products with the warning label in favor of those without - which will create pressure on the providers to stop using technologies which require a warning label. B-)
Don't underestimate joe sixpack. Just because he isn't an expert on the things YOU'RE expert on doesn't mean he's dumb or lazy. He may be quite the genius, and just focussed on other interests.
Re:Don't underestimate the "masses". (Score:4, Insightful)
(http://deron.meranda.us/)
Especially when the warning reads: Secured for your protection.
The industry always likes to reverse the meaning of all important words to make something bad sound good. Remember SDMI or "Secure" media. All warnings that the product is so secure that you can't even use it!
Where am I? What planet is this? (Score:5, Funny)
(http://slashdot.org/ | Last Journal: Saturday April 07 2007, @07:09PM)
[spit take]
say what? am I still reading Slashdot? what kind of comment is this? not a flamer, not a troll... some sort of new entity never before seen.
I think I need to lie down.
sweatyb
wtf (Score:1, Offtopic)
(http://www.diskiller.net/ | Last Journal: Wednesday September 12 2001, @06:40AM)
Maybe i am retarted, but why is news.com now news.com.com ?
Now i get the news.com.com.com.com.com.. joke in an earlier article a few days ago.
That is wierd
D.
Sounds good to me... (Score:4, Insightful)
I hate ever so much switching CDs.
Just as offensive as "explicit lyrics" (Score:4, Insightful)
(Last Journal: Wednesday February 01 2006, @08:39AM)
It will also help sell "forward thinking artists" and labels who don't have the label.
Taken too far. (Score:1, Funny)
(http://slashdot.org/~$$$$$exyGal/journal/#naked | Last Journal: Tuesday January 04 2005, @04:23AM)
This can be taken pretty far:
"This item cannot be used as a shoe, pair of pants, or candy. If used as any of those devices, Sony is relieved of all responsibilities. This item's only function is as a beer mug."
--sex [slashdot.org]
I like it (Score:5, Insightful)
(http://slashdot.org/)
Yes, I am aware of the irony of using that case for DRM, for the information people may need to use for good judgement can be hidden using DRM. I believe it is a weak arguement though.
Re:I like it (Score:4, Insightful)
(http://maihem.net/)
I completely agree. I also think that laws shouldn't be passed regarding this issue. It shouldn't be illegal to break DRM, but it also shouldn't be illegal to put DRM on a disk. When the companies get too greedy and the functionality of their products is lost, they'll feel it in their pocketbook.
Let the consumer decide.
Lessing is wrong and will be used. (Score:4, Interesting)
(http://lists.clickers.org/linuxsig/index.html | Last Journal: Monday December 10, @11:06PM)
"Never in our history have fewer been in a position to control more of the creative potential of our society than now," Lessig said. "We have to buy them off, so they don't break the Internet in the interim."
Because the first statement is true, the plan will fail. Every major record label, and there are only five in the world, is putting in Digital Rights Denial. If you want to sell a non-major record in your store, the majors cut you off. So, what choice do you have? You look left, DRM, you look right, DRM. Now that internet radio has been shut down, Napster is dead, and the FBI will soon visit you for running P2P, you won't hear of anything but crappy major music. Not even the mighty Google can lead you to reasonable music can it? No, these lables will only dull you to the rights you have lost, make your kids think that it's right and waste time and money in general. The lables are going to be used for propaganda purposes. I can just imagine one now, "Copy Controled to feed our starving artist's hungry babies - Sharing is Stealing!". Every artists out there is going to love it when their five cent cut per sold CD is reduced to two cents to cover the cost of applying the lables.
You can't buy these bastards off, you can only avoid them. Buy used recodings, support local acts and turn the radio off. Oh yeah, that's what people have already started doing.
The internet has been broken already too. That's why "so few" people have so much control and I can't serve out of my house over the public network that being used by the local cable company. After all, if everyone could sever, word of mouth and Google would work for everyone including the artists who mostly would earn more money than they do now.
It's really needed. (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:It's really needed. (Score:5, Interesting)
(http://slashdot.org/)
iPod and similar devices are really the only way to go. You mount the unit like a file system, and just drag the files over. No re-encoding, no checking the files out. No DRM. Just ease of use and great performance. Sony realizes this, but because of their music devison holding them back, they are stuck with the crappy DRM hassleware.
Also, my Pioneer car deck plays MP3s without any crap. Burn the files onto a regular ISO9660 disc, and you're done. No special software. No proprietary formats. No hassles. I know Sony makes decks that play MP3s, but because of all thier DRM pushing, I would be very skeptical about buying one.
In short, because of Sony Music pushing for DRM, I am probably not going to buy Sony audio electronics again. At one time they were the best, because of Sony Music being scared of their own customers and forcing this lockdown, I'm not even taking a chance with Sony stuff.
Re:It's really needed. (Score:5, Insightful)
(Last Journal: Saturday October 27, @04:36PM)
Nice, but... (Score:3, Interesting)
Wait, aren't they on "our side"? (Score:5, Insightful)
(Last Journal: Wednesday May 04 2005, @08:36AM)
So, they aren't trying to pass a law to require digital copyright protection on devices, they are trying to legislate disclosure of "anti-piracy" technology that might otherwise silently sit on that new CD player you are ready to buy from Circuit City.
Why are we bitching at the Democrats? Oh, because it was on slashdot and the genius editor posted it "from the compromising-freedom dept", so we don't have to actually read the the article before kicking into full knee-jerk mode.
"I want people to walk into every store in America and see that the product they're about to buy has restrictions," Wyden said. "Let's take this to the marketplace."
Uh, that's what we want, isn't it? (well, short of making the whole copyright BS go away, I mean).
Re:Wait, aren't they on "our side"? (Score:5, Insightful)
For (Score:1)
(http://world.guns.ru/main-e.htm | Last Journal: Friday March 05 2004, @07:28PM)
A happy medium (Score:5, Interesting)
(http://www.theblight.net/)
But, simply by putting a label on the product that says "Restricts blah blah" people who wouldn't have had a clue will now at least have heard of copyright protection and digital restrictions. The more it's talked about, the more people will be judicious with their purchases, and hopefully we can see a happy medium balance itself out.
Sure, Mom and Pop won't know what the hell that tag means, but when us college students figure realize "hey, I can't download my music anymore?! WTF!!" sales of young-person-targeted devices (PDAs, MP3 players, sleek laptops, etc.) will drop if the restrictions are too high.
Now, if only we can get this through, fix the DMCA, and repeal the PATRIOT act...
Don't you mean.. (Score:2)
Trojan horse? (Score:3, Funny)
(http://goat.cx/ | Last Journal: Wednesday August 18 2004, @02:34PM)
To quote Ackbar, "It's a trap!"
Consumer notification is a good thing. (Score:2)
A review of Sen. Wyden's site does not reveal any draft of the bill in question. However, based on comments in the article, it sounds like a good idea.
This is the same Sen. Wyden who has sponsored a Senate resolution on consumer's rights to use digital content. A link to the PDF here. [senate.gov]
The advantage of mandatory labelling for consumer devices that have anti-copy technology installed is that the consumer can know, at a glance, whether the device in question will allow him or her to make fair use of digital content he or she has purchased.
Obviously, the Hollywood crowd would prefer such a bill never see the light of day, since it would make devices with anti-copying technology potentially very unpopular. I can imagine that Sony wouldn't be thrilled.
At the same time, I can foresee that this is the kind of domestic issue that could easily get buried under the current foreign policy and economic crises.
ANOTHER WARNING (Score:4, Funny)
(http://slashdot.org/)
lot of good that one does. what if this one isn't different?
Why isn't this guy running for president? (Score:5, Interesting)
(http://www.northforkdigital.com/)
Gotta love this quote (Score:1)
(http://chronluke.tripod.com/)
Or is that really the issue? Is it really restricting creative potential? Name one artist who won't release, for example, a CD because they think they won't make money because of file sharing. Not that I'm for illegal downloading, but honestly.
Wouldn't you agree that most mainstream "artist" are more profit driven than driven by creativity?
Re:Gotta love this quote (Score:5, Insightful)
First, art does not exist in a vacuum. Rather, it draws on previous experience and the public domain. Renaissance artists admiried Greek art; Disney borrows fairy tales. Countless classical composers wrote fantasies on folk songs. The erosion of the public domain harms all artists by eliminating the ability to borrow from the past.
Second, the zealous defense of copyright has the ability to unreasonably restrict what an artist may use in the course of their work. Say, for example, that you want to make a short film of a play you wrote. Hope you made the costumes yourself; the storebought dress your lead actress is wearing is probably a copyrighted design. Does she sit down in a chair in one scene? Better clear it with the furniture designer before you distribute your film.
Noone's saying, of course, that you can't make a home movie to send to grandma. But what about, say, a group of high school students who just want to put their rendition of a Shakespeare play on the web? Or a computer-programmer-by-day who's itching to share a monologue he wrote? The promise of the Internet (and cheap electronics) was that now _anyone_ could try their hand at being creative, and possibly be heard.
The main harm of this concentration of copyright is not to a "mainstream" artist with the backing of a studio and corporate lawyer. It is, rather, to the individual who wants to go out and make something new - just because. And that's just sad.
Anyway, that's my understanding of (that part of) Lessig's book. It's good, go read it. (though I'm not sure I agree with his proposal for radio spectrum...)
File under UNLIKELY (Score:4, Insightful)
(http://www.remix.net/)
the urgent need to abolish DRM and copy protection . (Don't get me wrong, I would prefer lack of copyright and copyprotection, I'm trying out for Fox News with all this wild speculation)
Don't call it anti-piracy! (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Don't call it anti-piracy! (Score:5, Interesting)
(http://www.cafeleprick.com/)
While it does stop some fair use (depending on the technology), I think calling it "anti-piracy technology" is completely appropriate. That is what it is designed for, and the major task it accomplishes. Saying it isn't descriptive enough is like saying the alarm system on a car shouldn't be called an "anti-theft device" because it also stops the rightful owner of breaking in when he loses his keys. Nit-picking at terminology isn't going to help the actual battle.
Re:Don't call it anti-piracy! (Score:4, Interesting)
Names are very important. Few politicians are brave enough to not vote for a bill titled something like "Special schooling spending for Kids at risk", while they would not vote for the same bill if it was called "Tax increase to spend more money on disruptive delinquent students than the entire rest of the class combined". In this case, if the name anti-piracy is attached to the technology, it makes it sound like anyone who opposes it is in favor of theft of intellectual property. That hardly the case and most Slashdot readers know this technology stops more legitimate uses that it stops any real piracy. Slashdot should not call such technology by a name that encourages it's legal support and enforcement.
Please, let's call it "Anti-Fair Use" (Score:5, Insightful)
(http://www.dailyhaiku.com/)
-dameron
Like any food product, it's truth in advertizing (Score:1)
Worthless if UCITA ever gets passed (Score:1)
(http://www.livejournal.com/users/brucem/)
IEEE-USA has a position on copy control technology (Score:1, Informative)
It providea a list of characteristics any proper copy control system should have, such as with respect to fair use, non-interference with normal operations, and other issues. It concludes that no technology that has been proposed to date can satisfy the characteristics.
Unfortunate, but understandeable (Score:2)
(Last Journal: Sunday June 29 2003, @08:38PM)
I sent my support along even though I don't live in Oregon, but I'm left wondering what this "Senate e-mail system" is and why it restricts him from replying to any out-of-state emails. It's perfectly understandable (and admirable) that he puts his constituents first, but is he forbidden to correspond with citizens that he doesn't directly represent?
--K.
Would Xerox agree on this? (Score:2)
(http://jonr.light.is/ | Last Journal: Saturday April 06 2002, @12:22AM)
Get Real! (Score:1)
Gato
I dunno... (Score:2)
(http://forechecker.blogspot.com/ | Last Journal: Friday September 07, @08:16PM)
This shouldnt need to be a separate law... (Score:1)
this topic keep coming up (Score:1, Interesting)
This topic(and related topics) keeps coming up. And I have to wonder...
Why is it OK for the music industry to take the lyrics from songs of which the copyright has expired, repackage that song into some CRAP(you've heard the songs..."Hey this is my favorite song...but, wait who the F*** is this!"), basically RIPPING a song into another FORMAT, then turn around and try to tell consumers, NO YOU CAN'T MAKE OGG OR MP3s out the songs that you BOUGHT even if it's for your own use. They sure haven't BOUGHT lyrics from songs where the copyright has expired!
hmmm...
This seems like a (Score:2, Funny)
FINALLY (Score:3, Insightful)
(http://anti-dmca.org/)
The purpose of the law (Score:1)
If that were so, the keeping the laws a secret would do a grand job of filling the jails. So, by putting these labels on, it would do a good thing by preventing piracy without using force.
Rillopy
"Anti-piracy" a misnomer (Score:3, Insightful)
I could start watching DVD (Score:1, Interesting)
NR
Apple's Answer (Score:2)
(http://www.tupps.com/)
MPAA, RIAA, Microsoft. (Score:1)
(Last Journal: Sunday November 04, @03:38AM)
I don't buy music. I turn on the radio. So there.
Just one more step... (Score:2, Interesting)
(http://www.musicmobs.com/)
he's also got a text-only site (Score:1, Offtopic)
And a good thing too, since the graphical version should be considered broken since it uses absolute pixel counts rather than percentages when defining table widths.
:-)
What if the labels get screwed up? (Score:2)
(http://www.clarux.com/ilan)
Similar to the DMCRA (Score:2, Informative)
(http://www.socallinuxexpo.org/)
Anti-'piracy' technology (Score:2, Informative)
(Last Journal: Sunday May 04 2003, @05:37AM)
GMO organizations (Score:2)
(http://www.chriscanfield.net/)
I can see the RIAA and the MPAA taking a similar position. I know the FCC's mandate is less restrictive than the FDA's, but the argument could seem compelling in the face of millions of dollars of campaign contributions. Law-abiding citizens should have no reason to violate their shrinkwrap agreements, and the copy control mechanisms are only there to enforce those licences. It would mislead the law-abiding public, the argument would go, to mandate the labeling of protected content because good, modern copy controls are invisible to the end user and in no way degrade the experience. Besides, they would continue, nearly all content is GMO^H^H^H copy controlled one way or another, therefore fears of copy control schemes are unfounded.
Not that I agree with the above arguments, but I can definitely see a certain Harvard professor having those debates with a group of bloodsucking lawyers from LA.
crap, right effort wrong implementation (Score:1, Insightful)
What if I popped in some gas in my car only to find out later that it would not start (or worse was corroding or gumming my engine)? Would I really need a special law just to prevent that and force them to put a label saying in effect, "Even though this pump is right next to all the normal gas pumps, looks the same down to color coding, and even though we call this unleaded you are supposed to know the 25 digit code found in small writing under the dirty nozel that indicates this is in fact not intended for cars except the brand new "Gas DRM" models... sorry for the confusion, pull up to the next pump"
Remember that if the companies want to play ambigous games then consumers can simply show a little sack and quit purchasing from them. Stop running to big brother and show a little backbone. Stop being fucking monkeys and be human beings! WILLPOWER, USE IT
How about Politician labeling? (Score:2)
WARNING: Any rhetoric or action originating from this creature is to be taken with a grain of salt. (If a grain of salt is unavailable, insert fingers in each ear and pray for it to be struck by laryngitis or an invitation from a lobbyist to dinner.) Pious, hypocritical, rapacious and unforgivably dull, the bearer of this label is a servant of interests little caring for the habits of democracy and even less for those of freedom. Watch your wallet around it. Do not feed or pet it. When it tells you the weather is clear, carry an umbrella; and when it tells you to cower, stand tall. Above all, be certain to routinely vote it out of office lest it take root there, grow to scraggly untamable heights, attract blackbirds, and block your view of the sun.
Captain Morgan's shiny coaster (Score:1)
Re:Fucking Democrats (Score:4, Insightful)
(Last Journal: Wednesday May 04 2005, @08:36AM)
Opponents of Hollywood's drive to strengthen copyright law are mounting a new strategy: Require anything that has antipiracy technology built in to be clearly labeled and let consumers decide at the cash register.
So, they aren't trying to pass a law to require digital copyright protection on devices, they are trying to legislate disclosure of "anti-piracy" technology that might otherwise silently sit on that new CD player you are ready to buy from Circuit City.
Why are we bitching at the Democrats? Oh, because it was on slashdot and the genius editor posted it "from the compromising-freedom dept", so we don't have to actually read the the article before shouting profanities at the "Fucking Democrats".
Re:Fucking Democrats (Score:1)
Re:F***ing Democrats (Score:1, Flamebait)
(Last Journal: Wednesday February 01 2006, @08:39AM)
Re:F***ing Democrats (Score:4, Insightful)
(http://handmadeknobs.com/ | Last Journal: Monday June 09 2003, @02:28PM)
I wish that were true, but not a lot of Democrats support the 2nd Amendment. Many Democrats are as rabid on the War of Drugs as any Republican, and the WoD is probably the greatest threat to the Constitution in the last 100 years or so. It's completely destroyed the 4th Amendment, and it's making inroads on several other important elements of the Bill of Rights.
The sad fact is that neither the Republicans or the Democrats have any great respect for the Constitution. Both parties seem to view the Constitution as an inconvenient obstacle to whatever goofy social agenda their constituents like at the moment.
Truth-in-labelling is really a libertarian idea. In other words, buy copy-protected music if you like, but you should at least be allowed to know what you're buying. No force, no fraud, the holy duality.
(Disclaimer) I'm not a doctrinaire libertarian-- for example, I don't think we should sell the National Parks to Disney. But the major parties need to start being just a little more concerned with liberty, or pretty soon there won't be any left.
Re:Fucking Democrats (Score:1, Funny)
Geez dude, you give all other users > 500,000 a bad name, yaknow?
*Stupidfuck*
Re:Fucking Democrats (Score:1, Funny)
What is "Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet..." ??? (Score:3, Informative)
(Last Journal: Friday March 10 2006, @04:51PM)
It is garbage, originally derived from an ancient latin text, but now generated by clever programs to approximate the look and feel of english text for formatters and page rendering. The idea is that you can't actually read it, so your monkey-mind won't get sucked into the content when you are supposed to be meditating on the layout/rendering.
A more authoritative (seeming) answer [lipsum.com] for the bayesian filter people.
Re:Hi Everyone!! (Score:1, Funny)
1) I haven't had a girlfriend in a looong... well, okay. I've never had a girlfriend. Where can I get one?
You can't. But don't dispair, this doesn't mean that you are doomed to a life without sex. Just attend your local Linux Users Group meeting, as it is well known in the "geek" community that LUG meetings are really fronts for NAMBLA meetings.
If, for some reason, you're uncomfortable having sex with crusty old men or young boys, then you will have to wait until you are 21, then hang around the local Middle School and offer to buy the girls booze and cigarettes.
2) I've noticed a peculiar aroma emanating from my body at times, especially around the under arms area. Why is this?
This is good. This means that you are sophisticated and cultured like a Frenchman, rather than a simplistic hygiene-obsessed American cowboy.
3) One night I ran out of Mountain Dew and I collapsed on top of my keyboard. When I woke a few days later, ants were crawling all over me and eating the Doritos crumbs from my crotch. They are still there. What do I do?
The best way to rid yourself of ants is to burn them. Try soaking your crotch in lighter fluid, then setting it ablaze. Rubbing alcohol or gasoline will work as well.
4) My "Got Root?" shirt is turning yellow. It's a nice color, but where can I get nice, white one?
Go to cafepress.com and make your own! It'll be cheaper, and you'll be striking a blow against intellectual property! This time, though, try not to urinate on the shirt; that'll keep it fresh and white for weeks.